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  <title>really long survey thing stollen from Fiona</title>
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  <description>&lt;p&gt; &lt;font size=&quot;+1&quot; face=&quot;Arial,Helvetica&quot;&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;b&gt;really long survey thing&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;a name=&quot;cutid1&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;Name Your&lt;br /&gt;-high school: J.L Ilsley&lt;br /&gt;-junior high school:&amp;nbsp; Cunard Junior High school&lt;br /&gt;-elementary school: Ecole John W. &lt;br /&gt;-favorite soda: Sprite or A&amp;amp; W root beer &lt;br /&gt;-favorite fruit: Kiwis ,Pineapple or Oranges &lt;br /&gt;-favorite season: Summer &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;Do You:&lt;br /&gt;-have a girlfriend/boyfriend: nope&lt;br /&gt;-want a girlfriend/boyfriend: urgh&amp;nbsp; No &lt;br /&gt;-want more piercings: yes&lt;br /&gt;-talked to: Dean &lt;br /&gt;-shower: Daily &amp;amp; right after work or a run.&lt;br /&gt;-watched: Inked&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;For or Against:&lt;br /&gt;-long distant relationships: Don&apos;t work &lt;br /&gt;-killing people: against &lt;br /&gt;-teenage drinking: depends on how young they are and how offten.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;Have you:&lt;br /&gt;-ever cried over a girl or boy: sadly yes ... &lt;br /&gt;-ever been arrested: Nope&lt;br /&gt;-ever had a friend die: Yes&lt;br /&gt;-ever used a gun: Nope &amp;amp; don&apos;t plan on it. &lt;br /&gt;-ever finished a puzzle: Yes many. &lt;br /&gt;-ever got surgery:  Had my wisdom teeth out in Grade 11 &lt;br /&gt;-ever got beaten up:not really &lt;br /&gt;-ever hated someone: Extremely disliked yes&lt;br /&gt;-ever made a huge mistake: Yeah...&lt;br /&gt;-ever jogged a mile: yeah&lt;br /&gt;-ever broken someones heart: Sadly yes&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;Number:&lt;br /&gt;-favorite number: Q? &lt;br /&gt;-of times you&apos;ve have had your heart broken: A few times.......&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;Last person who...&lt;br /&gt;-slept in your bed besides you: ummm don&apos;t remember. &lt;br /&gt;-made you cry: Dad&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;Pick one:&lt;br /&gt;-blue or red?: Red &lt;br /&gt;-spring or fall?: Spring it is warm.. or at least starting to get warm. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;Random stuff:&lt;br /&gt;-criminal record?: Nope&lt;br /&gt;-do you speak any other language: French, &amp;amp; the basics of&amp;nbsp; Spanish&lt;br /&gt;-piercings?: ears&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;You&apos;re:&lt;br /&gt;-how old do you look: no idea I get that I&apos;m like 14 sometimes &lt;br /&gt;-how old do you act: Depends on who I&apos;m with &lt;br /&gt;-do you have any pets: Bailey &lt;br /&gt;-mood: &quot; Mellow/ mopey &lt;br /&gt;----------------------------------------&lt;wbr&gt;&lt;/wbr&gt;&lt;wbr&gt;&lt;/wbr&gt;----------------------------------------&lt;wbr&gt;&lt;/wbr&gt;&lt;wbr&gt;&lt;/wbr&gt;---------&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;Do you have the following in your bedroom:&lt;br /&gt;Condoms----&amp;gt;si &lt;br /&gt;Cell phone----&amp;gt; oui&lt;br /&gt;Chair/stool----&amp;gt; yup &lt;br /&gt;Book shelf----&amp;gt; ward ( yes ) &lt;br /&gt;Dresser----&amp;gt;Da( yes)&lt;br /&gt;Computer---&amp;gt; yup&lt;br /&gt;Pictures----&amp;gt; Yes &lt;br /&gt;Mirror----&amp;gt; oui&lt;br /&gt;Skateboard----&amp;gt; no&lt;br /&gt;Bed----&amp;gt; umm who doesn&apos;t? that&apos;s why it&apos;s a bedroom! &lt;br /&gt;Clothes on the floor----&amp;gt; oh god yes ! &lt;br /&gt;Surfboard----&amp;gt; no&lt;br /&gt;Smoke detector----&amp;gt;&amp;nbsp; just outside the bedroom&lt;br /&gt;Piano/keyboard/Guitar/bass/drums----&amp;gt; Yes small Keyboard &amp;amp; Guitar &lt;br /&gt;Locking door----&amp;gt; no&lt;br /&gt;Bottle of water----&amp;gt; Nalgene bottle &lt;br /&gt;Blacklight----&amp;gt; no&lt;br /&gt;Medals/ribbons----&amp;gt; nope&lt;br /&gt;CDs----&amp;gt; Si ! Tons ! &lt;br /&gt;Flag----&amp;gt; no&lt;br /&gt;Stop sign/any sign----&amp;gt; I have barf bags ... does that count ? &lt;br /&gt;Real gun----&amp;gt; Goodness no.. agg I hate guns &lt;br /&gt;Empty bottles----&amp;gt; no&lt;br /&gt;Books----&amp;gt; Yes!!&lt;br /&gt;Stereo----&amp;gt; oh yes ! it is my wake up call. &lt;br /&gt;Television----&amp;gt; no&lt;br /&gt;Lighter----&amp;gt; no&lt;br /&gt;Gum----&amp;gt; yes&lt;br /&gt;How many windows do you have in your room? 2 &lt;br /&gt;What color is your bed sheet? White with a blue , green , and yellow polka dots ... Gotta love IKEA ! &lt;br /&gt;What&apos;s on your walls? vintage poster calendar, vynal , a large poster of John Lennon&amp;nbsp; &amp;amp; his imagine lyrics , a poster of the FONZ&amp;nbsp; &amp;amp; one from CATS the musical. &lt;br /&gt;Has the opposite sex been on your bed? yes&lt;br /&gt;Has the opposite sex slept in your bed? yes&lt;br /&gt;Ever had sex in your bed? no comment &lt;br /&gt;Do you like your bedroom? I find it slightly cold...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;----------------------------------------&lt;wbr&gt;&lt;/wbr&gt;&lt;wbr&gt;&lt;/wbr&gt;----------------------------------------&lt;wbr&gt;&lt;/wbr&gt;&lt;wbr&gt;&lt;/wbr&gt;--------------&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;1) Are your parents married or divorced? Married. &lt;br /&gt;2) Vegetarian? pretty well , I have to eat meat every now and then due to crazy low iron counts but I prefer vegetarian dishes .. not a fan of meat .&lt;br /&gt;3) Heaven? nope &lt;br /&gt;4) Come close to dying? Oui  &lt;br /&gt;5) What jewelry do you wear? My hemp necklace &lt;br /&gt;6) Are you eating? corn chips ..mmmm...mmmm....&lt;br /&gt;7) Do you eat the stems of broccoli? Mmmmm.... Broccoli ! &amp;lt;3&lt;br /&gt;8) Makeup? Oui &lt;br /&gt;10) Would you ever have plastic surgery? well that depends on if I go badly burned or in an accident then yes otherwise no. &lt;br /&gt;11) What do you wear to bed? random short &amp;amp; a tank top , some times pj pants if its super cold. &lt;br /&gt;12) Have you ever done anything illegal?&amp;nbsp; Yes  &lt;br /&gt;13) Can you roll your tongue? Yuppers &lt;br /&gt;14) What kind of sneakers? I have too many , Roo&apos;s , All stars , Gallaz&amp;nbsp; &lt;br /&gt;15) Abortion? depends on the circumstance but I believe the option should be presented.&lt;br /&gt;16) Hair color? aux natural &lt;br /&gt;17) Future child&apos;s name? Ppppffftttt.... kids ... not thinking about for a long while ... &lt;br /&gt;18) Do you snore? Don&apos;t think so &lt;br /&gt;19) If you could go anywhere in the world where would it be?  Africa or India. &lt;br /&gt;20) Do you sleep with stuffed animals? when I was little I did , but I&apos;ve grown out of that stage a long while ago. &lt;br /&gt;21) If you won the lottery, what would you do first? save a big chunk of it, give some to family and to selected NGO&apos;s , &amp;amp; Travel ! &lt;br /&gt;22) Gold or silver? Silver .. it goes with anything. &lt;br /&gt;23) Hamburger or hot dog? Ummm... neither but a hamburger is the lesser of the 2 evils. &lt;br /&gt;24) If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be? Salad .. you can put anything in it ! &lt;br /&gt;25) What was the last thing you touched? keyboard &lt;br /&gt;26) Where do you eat dinner? at my place &lt;br /&gt;27) When&apos;s the last time you cried?Last night &lt;br /&gt;28) Do you read blogs? not that&amp;nbsp; much &lt;br /&gt;29) Would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex? hahah sure , I&apos;ve done it before. &lt;br /&gt;31) What&apos;s your favorite shampoo/conditioner and soap? Pantine pro v ,and either my Burt&apos; s bees&amp;nbsp; orange scrub&amp;nbsp; or my Ivory body wash. &lt;br /&gt;32) Do you talk in your sleep?I don&apos;t think so&lt;br /&gt;33) Ocean or pool? either or &lt;br /&gt;34) What&apos;s your favorite song at the moment? I have a few , I can&apos;t choose just one.&lt;br /&gt;35) What&apos;s your favorite color? Green&lt;br /&gt;36) Window seat or aisle? Window &lt;br /&gt;37) Do you feel that you&apos;ve had a truly successful life? not yet really since I havent done much.&lt;br /&gt;38) Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? Cut it&lt;br /&gt;39) Ricki Lake or Oprah Winfrey? Uhm.. Oprah?&lt;br /&gt;40) Basketball or Football? Hockey! ... otherwise Football &lt;br /&gt;41) What color is your cell phone? Roker &lt;br /&gt;42) Do you drive a stick? no I don&apos;t drive &lt;br /&gt;43) Cake or ice cream? Ice cream cake,... Ice cream all the way unless its cheese cake..mmmm....&lt;br /&gt;44) Self-conscious? Yeah&lt;br /&gt;45) Have you ever given money to a bum? Yeah many times.&lt;br /&gt;46) When did you first fall in love? high school &lt;br /&gt;47) Where do you wish you were? Somewhere warm&amp;nbsp; or camp already&lt;br /&gt;48) Have you ever rode in an ambulance? Don&apos;t think so &lt;br /&gt;49) Can you tango? kinda &lt;br /&gt;50) Last gift you received? Random rose from the waiter at the wooden Monkey. &lt;br /&gt;51) Last sport you played? Soccer with friends at the commons. &lt;br /&gt;52) Things you spend a lot of money on? clothes and food&lt;br /&gt;53) Where do you live?Armdale&lt;br /&gt;54) Last wedding attended? Julie &amp;amp; Jamie&apos;s .. It was so pretty .. so may sunflowers &amp;amp; daisies .&lt;br /&gt;55) Favorite fast food restaurant?Harveys or A&amp;amp; W .mmmm... yummy root beer &lt;br /&gt;56) Most hated food(s)? Mushrooms !!! &lt;br /&gt;57) Can you sing? yes&lt;br /&gt;58) Last IM? Mark&lt;br /&gt;59) What&apos;s your least fav. chores? Dishes &lt;br /&gt;60) Favorite drink? Tea &lt;br /&gt;61) Current Crush? no one at the moment , my boss for camp is kinda pretty but hes my boss. &lt;br /&gt;62) Current thoughts of person posted this quiz before you? Fiona - shes super rad, has a super cute crush on a-walk&amp;nbsp; , can be loud at times but we love her anyways,&amp;nbsp; has been my singing buddy for years ! &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;1. Are you a child of the 70s, 80s, or 90s? 80&apos;s but I don&apos;t remember them sadly :(&lt;br /&gt;2. Where were you born? the old Halifax the Grace Hospital.. which is now&amp;nbsp; a parking lot &lt;br /&gt;3. Where did you grow up? chocolate lake&lt;br /&gt;4. Did you enjoy your childhood? It was alright. &lt;br /&gt;5. When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grow up? Doctor or a teacher.&lt;br /&gt;6. What about now?  Teacher&lt;br /&gt;7. Name the first memorable vacation you took as a kid? Florida with mum &amp;amp; dad &lt;br /&gt;8. What was your first best friend&apos;s name? Amy &lt;br /&gt;9. Are they still your friend? Yep! though I haven&apos;t seen much of her lately&lt;br /&gt;10. Can you name all the schools you ever attended? you , see above&amp;nbsp; plus MSVU &lt;br /&gt;11. Were you closer to your mom or dad as a kid? Mum by far ! &lt;br /&gt;12. What was the first record, tape or CD you remember buying? New kids on the block .. hahah yeah I was a cool kid ! &lt;br /&gt;14. Are you scared of anything? YES!!!!! clowns are horrid ! &lt;br /&gt;15. What was your favorite class in elementary school?&amp;nbsp; art , social studies , or French &lt;br /&gt;16. Did you buy school lunch or bring your own? Brought my own &lt;br /&gt;17. Broken any bones or had any freaky accidents as a kid? Broke my leg when I was little , twisted my ankles far too many times , aswell as getting stiches. &lt;br /&gt;18. Were you a mean kid? not at all.&lt;br /&gt;19. Favorite board game of all time? Cranium ! &lt;br /&gt;20. Did you play house or pretend to be a super hero? Oh My gosh yes ! at J.W that was like the it thing to do at recess ! &lt;br /&gt;21. Seriously, are you still just a kid at heart? I&apos;d say so. &lt;br /&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;----------------------------------------&lt;wbr&gt;&lt;/wbr&gt;&lt;wbr&gt;&lt;/wbr&gt;----------------------------------------&lt;wbr&gt;&lt;/wbr&gt;&lt;wbr&gt;&lt;/wbr&gt;---------------&lt;br /&gt;Would you get back with your last ex if you could? not sure, hes change alot since I first met him, I miss the old him. &lt;br /&gt;What color shirt are you wearing? light blue hoodie &lt;br /&gt;Would you kiss anyone on your friends list? Yes&lt;br /&gt;Do you have a &apos;thing&apos; for someone on your friends list? no&lt;br /&gt;How many people on your friends list do you know in real life? All of them I think&lt;br /&gt;How many kids do you want to have? None &lt;br /&gt;Do you have a good relationship with your parents? Mum yes , dad not at all .&lt;br /&gt;What name would you want besides the one you have?&amp;nbsp; I fine with the one I have .. my middle name is kinda shitty but its what makes me who I am. &lt;br /&gt;Would you ever make out with someone of the same sex? maybe?&lt;br /&gt;What did you do for your last birthday? worked .. .YIPPY ! &lt;br /&gt;What&apos;s your main ringtone on your phone? currently its &quot; this is techno &quot; &lt;br /&gt;What time did you wake up today?&amp;nbsp; 1:30 pm ... &lt;br /&gt;What were you doing two nights ago? Worked &lt;br /&gt;Do you like having your hair pulled? NO! what kind of question is this?&lt;br /&gt;Name something you can&apos;t wait to do? camp, being able to work with adults &amp;amp; kids with disablities&amp;nbsp; and dress up/ have tons of fun meeting people&lt;br /&gt;Last time you saw your mom? a few minutes ago.&lt;br /&gt;What is one thing you wish you could change about yourself? my confidence/self-esteem&lt;br /&gt;If you had $250,000, what would you do with it?  save it!! or at least attempt to&lt;br /&gt;How long have you worked at your current job? almost a year.&lt;br /&gt;Have you ever talked to Tom? Tom ??? Can&apos;t say I have &lt;br /&gt;Describe the underwear you have on? Pfft unides are for chumps ! .. kidding .. boy shorts at the moment. &lt;br /&gt;Last thing you ate? homemade oatmeal muffin .. Yummy !!! &lt;br /&gt;What&apos;s your favorite month? July&amp;nbsp; because its summer &amp;amp; my birthday ! &lt;br /&gt;Your least favorite month? jan cuz it&apos;s all snowy and dreary usualy &amp;amp; its my brothers birthday hahhahah &lt;br /&gt;What&apos;s the last piece of clothing someone borrowed from you? Loni borrowed my skirt for radical cheer-leading. &lt;br /&gt;Who is getting on your nerves right now? someone who I shall not say.&lt;br /&gt;Most visited webpage? Facebook &amp;amp; G-mail &lt;br /&gt;Last person you text messaged? Ryan &lt;br /&gt;Last person to make you sad? Dad &lt;br /&gt;Would you take a bullet for your best friend? Yeah&lt;br /&gt;Favorite kind of drink? Orange juice&lt;br /&gt;Favorite food? Pete&apos;s salad&lt;br /&gt;Favorite dessert? Oreo cheese cake = love&amp;nbsp; ! &lt;br /&gt;Have you been to Europe? yes &lt;br /&gt;If someone you hated died, what would you do? I&apos;m not sure I&apos;d probably be sad for a bit then go on with my life. &lt;br /&gt;Where did your last kiss take place? Dan&apos;s &lt;br /&gt;Who knows a secret or two about you? depends on the secret &lt;br /&gt;Four words to explain why you last threw up? food poisoning , Bad yogurt &lt;br /&gt;Have you ever burned yourself? Yeah many times at work , have scars to prove it &lt;br /&gt;Favorite cuss word: dunno &lt;br /&gt;Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now? no idea&lt;br /&gt;Who is your hero? Too many &lt;br /&gt;Would you ever want to be a supermodel? when I was yonger for a bit , but then realized how horrid that industry is  &lt;br /&gt;Who is the most experimental person you know? Loni? or dean ?? I don&apos; know &lt;br /&gt;When is your next party? Tomorow night chez Deans &lt;br /&gt;Who do you want to be with right now?No one at the moment. &lt;br /&gt;Do you scratch when and where you want to scratch? Sometimes? damn this makes me itchy now!!! &lt;br /&gt;How do you handle a break up? fairly well , they hurt but I eventually get over it. &lt;br /&gt;Your motivation for tomorrow? finishing the case study for Amnesty &lt;br /&gt;Do you know what you will wear tomorrow? Nopes .. whatever is clean ..? &lt;br /&gt;Last person to make you laugh?&amp;nbsp; All my Radical Cheer friends &lt;br /&gt;Do daddy long legs freak you out? kinda &lt;br /&gt;Have you ever cleaned up someone else&apos;s vomit? Yes a few times, Chocolate lake day camps, parties&lt;br /&gt;Have you ever dropped food on the floor and eaten it? yeah&lt;br /&gt;Do you kiss your pets on the mouth? no&lt;br /&gt;Do you talk baby talk? not really I find it stupid. &lt;br /&gt;What serial killer do you find most disturbing? Charles Manson , however I also find him very interesting. &lt;br /&gt;Do you watch court tv? Nope&lt;br /&gt;Would you ever work in a retirement home? yeah maybe &lt;br /&gt;Do you believe plants have feelings? Not sure .... &lt;br /&gt;Do you laugh at people with &quot;bowl&quot; haircuts? they do make me giggle , its horrid a shallow I know but they do. &lt;br /&gt;Do you have nervous twitches? maybe?&lt;br /&gt;Are you ever purposely irritating?I can be,&amp;nbsp; when i feel like being a shit disturber&lt;br /&gt;If you could fly, where would you go first? Africa&lt;br /&gt;Do you prefer boats or planes? Both equally. I hate the take off/landing part of planes but the swayingness of boats can sometimes make me feel sick. &lt;br /&gt;Love or lust? both are peachy &lt;br /&gt;One best friend or 10 acquaintances? oh tough choice!! but ummm one best friend I guess&lt;br /&gt;Do you believe that your first love never dies? no&lt;br /&gt;What upcoming event are you waiting and ready for? camp training retreat on thee 23, it&apos;s going to be a blast !&lt;br /&gt;Current smell? grape fruit,&amp;nbsp; orange&amp;nbsp; or boy&amp;nbsp; ? lol &lt;br /&gt;Do you get your nails done? sometimes &lt;br /&gt;Most favorite person? dunno&lt;br /&gt;Are you an emotional person? not really&lt;br /&gt;Do you like your name? sure &lt;br /&gt;Do you have plans this weekend? yes &lt;br /&gt;Do you work? Si &lt;br /&gt;Do you dance naked in your room? can&apos;t&amp;nbsp; say I do, but if I did it would sure give the neighbours&amp;nbsp; something to talk about &lt;br /&gt;When did your last relationship end? just before finals. &lt;br /&gt;What are you listening to right now? Aussie Radio &amp;lt;--- so wicked it&apos;s my new love ! &lt;br /&gt;How long have you been a part of myspace? I never use it but 2006 maybe?&lt;br /&gt;Favorite place to be? With the people I care about, on random beach / road trips &lt;br /&gt;What are you wearing right now? Sweats !&amp;nbsp; My running gear.. mmmm.... &lt;br /&gt;Are your toes painted? Indeed &lt;br /&gt;Does anyone hate you? I hope not&lt;br /&gt;How many people do you trust fully? 7 maybe?&lt;br /&gt;Are you thinking of someone right now? yes.... :$</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 27 Dec 2006 04:52:28 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Holiday greetings from your favourite midget</title>
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  <description>&lt;font face=&quot;Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif&quot; color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;Merry belated Christmas my  lovely&apos;s, &lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font face=&quot;Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; I&apos;m so sorry I did not post&amp;nbsp; this&amp;nbsp; earlier  but you know how I am with deadlines ... let&apos;s just say I tend to be &quot;  fashionably late &quot; for most things&amp;nbsp;... &lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font face=&quot;Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Anyways, Christmas has come and passed, I  hope you all had an &lt;font face=&quot;&quot;&gt;amazing &lt;font face=&quot;&quot;&gt;Christmas with friends ,  family and&amp;nbsp;random other relatives who you sometimes whish you were never related  to&lt;/font&gt;! &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font face=&quot;Arial&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; As  for me; &amp;nbsp;my Christmas was not too shabby, my grampy is doing surprisingly well  he re-gaining his colour ,he&apos;s now eating ,walking a bit , and gaining weight;  the Doctors told us that where he is doing so well they will do radiation to  shrink some of the cancer so that he will be &lt;font face=&quot;Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif&quot;&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;around longer. Needless to  say having him arround&amp;nbsp;was my favourite christmas gift. However I must say my  portable record player &amp;amp; Beatles records is a runner up ..... which &lt;font face=&quot;&quot;&gt;has proven to be a wonderful form of parental annoyance.. I love&amp;nbsp;it !&amp;nbsp;  &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp; As for Christmas day we ( being mum ,  dad, Me and David the little mistake ) all went to my aunt April &amp;amp; uncle  Craig&apos;s place for and interesting dinner; &lt;br /&gt;Is it possible for Mashed potatoes  to be mashed so much that they turn to a soup / jello like state ? I didn&apos;t  think so, &amp;nbsp;but I must send out&amp;nbsp;a&amp;nbsp;major kudos to aunt April for doing the  impossible !&lt;br /&gt;After trying the &quot; potatoes &quot; I decided to try some of the gravy  on the &quot; potatoes &quot; ... I figured it couldn&apos;t get any worst ...right ?&amp;nbsp;Oh boy  was I wrong ...it was so&amp;nbsp;gross , maybe it&apos;s because i&apos;m use to eating home  made&amp;nbsp;thick newfie gravy ..mmmmmmm....&amp;nbsp;, but this gravy had no flavour , it was  super salty and looked like vomit ...&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;As a result of this horrid dinner mum isd  making a newfie christmas dinner with all the fixings ,greens, turkey, slat meat  , gravy , potatoes,, stuffing ect ..mmmmmm &lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; After dinner it was music time  ... oh joy .... at this point my family turns myself &amp;amp; my little cousin  Hanna into their source of entertainment, by telling us&amp;nbsp; that if we don&apos;t sing  /play guitar and or piano for them then no presents ... not too cool if I must  say so ! So after a good hour of so of playing the classic holiday tunes it&apos;s  finally time to open gifts. From my aunt and uncle ( &amp;nbsp;April &amp;amp; Craig ) I  received mall &amp;amp; &amp;nbsp;movie money, plus Craig&apos;s drunken poetry. Which goes like  this:&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;&quot; Dear Danielle , &lt;br /&gt;I love you all bunches &lt;br /&gt;with your hair in  such scrunches&lt;br /&gt;I think your a dear &lt;br /&gt;as a I&amp;nbsp;sit her drinking my Beer ! &quot;&amp;nbsp;  &amp;lt;--- yup.... that&apos;s my family &amp;nbsp;... gotta love em !&amp;nbsp; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;Anyways this is  my christmas post to people who I care about&amp;nbsp;and or&amp;nbsp;consider my friends ...yes  &amp;nbsp;even you ...&lt;br /&gt;I&apos;m sorry it&apos;s&amp;nbsp; a tad late , I was busy defending &amp;nbsp;myself  from&amp;nbsp;ant Aprils &amp;nbsp;&quot; mashed potatoes &quot; &amp;amp; &quot; Gravy &quot; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;Wow look at the  time I need to go get ready for mum&apos;s dinner, &lt;br /&gt;Toddles &amp;amp; Happy holiday /  New years ! &lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;- Danni &lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;P.s&amp;nbsp; If Anyone know what we are doing for  New year drop me a line</description>
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  <category>so this is chirstmas - john lennon</category>
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  <description>I&apos;m Done ... aww yeah ! wow it&apos;s been ages since I updated this thing ... oh well .. &lt;br /&gt;Anyways here is a random quiz thing I&apos;ve snagged from milly because I have nothing to do .. I know your probley asking your slef why the hell is Danni still up at 2 :30 am ... well see I was brillant and had a large Maple Late at arround 10 so i&apos;m still pretty wired .. .weee .. ! &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;**********YOU, YOU, YOU********** &lt;br /&gt;1a)What is your full name: Danielle Joan Lipton&lt;br /&gt;b) Nicknames: Danni , Danno, Lil D.&lt;br /&gt;2. B~day?&amp;nbsp; July 17&lt;br /&gt;3. Age? 18&lt;br /&gt;4. Sex: Female.&lt;br /&gt;5. Social security? How about, fuck you.&lt;br /&gt;6. Where do u live? HFX.&lt;br /&gt;7. What school do you attend? MSVU &lt;br /&gt;9. Pets? Dog&lt;br /&gt;11. Righty or lefty? Lefty, fo sho. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;**********YOUR LOOKS********** &lt;br /&gt;12. Hair color: Brown&lt;br /&gt;13. Eye color: Blue&lt;br /&gt;14. Contacts or glasses? Glasses &lt;br /&gt;15. Do you have any piercings? My ears.&lt;br /&gt;17. Do you have any tattoos? not yet saldy &lt;br /&gt;18. If so, what and where? &lt;br /&gt;19. Do you wear any rings? nopes&lt;br /&gt;20. Do you have a certain fashion you follow? I like to think I&apos;m trendy. With some girly exceptions.&lt;br /&gt;21. How are you today? Flipping amazing. Done exams, had a fun evening !&lt;br /&gt;22. What pants are you wearing right now? Snoopy pj&amp;nbsp; pants... they are sooo comfy &lt;br /&gt;23. What shirt are u wearing right now?&amp;nbsp; My MSVU History society sweater ... I&apos;m so coo&lt;br /&gt;24. What does ur hair look like at the moment? bangs pined up .&lt;br /&gt;25. What song are u listening to right now? John Lennon&apos;s War is Over&lt;br /&gt;26. What was the last thing u ate? Mum made me egges &amp;amp; bacon befor my exam &lt;br /&gt;28. Last person you phoned : A - Walk.&lt;br /&gt;29. Last dream you can remember: I haven&apos;t remembered a dream in weeks.&lt;br /&gt;30. Who are you talking to now? Myself ?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;**********MORE ABOUT YOU!********** &lt;br /&gt;31. What are the last four digits of ur phone numLIME GREEN ! &lt;br /&gt;33. Have you ever almost died: Yuppers ... &lt;br /&gt;34. Do u like the person who sent u this: Shit no. I love her! YAY MILLY !&lt;br /&gt;35. How do u eat an oreo?: Like everything else. Put in mouth. Chew. Swallow. The cookie part is much yummier, though. I sometimes also dip in in PB &lt;br /&gt;36. What makes u happy?: Loads of things ... far too many to type &lt;br /&gt;37. What&apos;s the next cd that ur going to buy?: No idea. I better not have to buy the new John Mayer CD&amp;nbsp; for myself, though.&lt;br /&gt;39. What&apos;s the best advice ever given to you?: No idea.&lt;br /&gt;40. Have you ever won any special award?: Sure!&lt;br /&gt;41. What are ur future goals?: Teacher or Prof &lt;br /&gt;42. Do you like to dance?: Dance parties... Oh the time at Ken&apos;s playing drunken DDR ... good times &lt;br /&gt;43. Worst sickness u have ever had?: humm... I&apos;m at a lost &lt;br /&gt;44. What&apos;s the stupidest thing u have ever done?: ... no comment ... &lt;br /&gt;45. What&apos;s ur favorite memory?: Well... I forget. So apparently it wasn&apos;t a favourite.&lt;br /&gt;46. If you could change something about you what would it be?: My Biology smarts.... I hope I pass Bio ...&lt;br /&gt;47. Where do u shop most?:hummm... probley the Body shop at the moment. &lt;br /&gt;48. How many kids do u want to have?: 1/2&amp;nbsp; ? .. If not&amp;nbsp; from 0-2. &lt;br /&gt;49. son&apos;s name? something odd ... &lt;br /&gt;50. What kind of shampoo and conditioner do u use? Whatever I buy..&lt;br /&gt;51. What sport do u hate the most? BASEBALL. And golf. And TENNIS . I have lots.&lt;br /&gt;52. What are you most scared of? Failing.&lt;br /&gt;53. How many t.v&apos;s do u have in your house: 3.&lt;br /&gt;54. Do u have ur own phone?: Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;55. Do u have ur own phone line?: Nope.&lt;br /&gt;56. Do u sleep with a stuffed animal?: NO.&lt;br /&gt;57.Have you ever broken or fractured a bone?: Yeah, kind of. A little bit of both, actually.&lt;br /&gt;58. Who do u dream about?: ... No idea.&lt;br /&gt;59. Who you tell your dreams to: My friends. Or whoever seems to be around.&lt;br /&gt;60. Loudest friend u have?: OMG, FIONA &lt;br /&gt;61. Who is the quietest friend you have?: Probably. Lexi or Jen .&lt;br /&gt;62. Is cheerleading a sport?: FUCK NO.&lt;br /&gt;63.How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?: One.&lt;br /&gt;64. Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Well duh. The dinosaurs... -- RIGHT YOU ARE, KATHERINE! The chicken is actually the closest relative of the T-Rex.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;**********YOU AND LOVE********** &lt;br /&gt;65. Do u believe in love? Yes I do. Kind of hard not to. Unless you&apos;re pre-ghost Scrooge.&lt;br /&gt;66. Do you have a girlfriend or a boyfriend? Nopes&amp;nbsp; taking a break from the relationship scene for a bit. &lt;br /&gt;67. Do u believe in love at first sight? That might be pushing it.&lt;br /&gt;68. Where do u want to go on your honeymoon? Uh?&lt;br /&gt;71.What song do u want played at your wedding? Oh goodness! Too far!&lt;br /&gt;72. What is the first thing u notice about the opposite sex? THEM. &lt;br /&gt;73. Are you too shy to ask someone out? Depends. Probably not.&lt;br /&gt;74. Who do u want to spend the rest of ur life with? I honestly can&apos;t say. &lt;br /&gt;75. Do u find yourself attractive:&amp;nbsp; wow what a question &lt;br /&gt;76. Do others find you attractive? Sure do ! &lt;br /&gt;77. Whats worse having your tonsils or appendix removed? APPENDIX BY FAR !!!&amp;nbsp; .&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;***girls only* ** &lt;br /&gt;78. Boxers or briefs: Depends on the guy .&lt;br /&gt;79. Curly or straight hair: Either or depends on the guy .&lt;br /&gt;80. Tall or Short: Taller than me, please.. but who isn&apos;t .&lt;br /&gt;81. Six pack or muscular arms: Oh dear.... well I dont want a body builder but a tone body is always nice &lt;br /&gt;82. good or bad? ...What?&lt;br /&gt;83. hat or no hat: Either or.&lt;br /&gt;84. Ears peirced or not: Don&apos;t care.&lt;br /&gt;85. Tan or no tan: WHATEVER.&lt;br /&gt;86. Dimples or not: Okay, dimples are cute. Perhaps slightly overbearing, though. Don&apos;t want a pretty-boy!&lt;br /&gt;87. Rugged or sporty: either or .. depending on the guy , however I don&apos;t like scuzzy guys .&lt;br /&gt;88. Studly or cutie: Hmmmmm .... &lt;br /&gt;89. Accent or not: BROWNIE POINTS FOR SCOTISH ,ENLISH OR AUSSI&amp;nbsp; ACCENT!!!.&lt;br /&gt;90. Glasses?: depends&lt;br /&gt;91. Smart or dumb? Wow, obviously smart.&lt;br /&gt;92. What sport should he play? Hockey. Or Rugby. Or Lacrosse. Or you know. ALL THREE... just not Tennis&lt;br /&gt;93. Dependent (whipped) or independent? A little bit of both, but more so independent.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;****GUYS ONLY*** &lt;br /&gt;94. sandals or thongs?&lt;br /&gt;95. painted nails or not?&lt;br /&gt;96. regular or sports bra:&lt;br /&gt;97. bra straps showing or not?&lt;br /&gt;98. cute n&apos; mysterious or wild n&apos; sexy?&lt;br /&gt;99. dark or blonde hair:&lt;br /&gt;100. long or short hair: &lt;br /&gt;101. curly or straight hair:&lt;br /&gt;102. dark light, or crazy cool eyes: &lt;br /&gt;103. long or short nails: &lt;br /&gt;104. hat or no hat? &lt;br /&gt;105. good or bad gurl: &lt;br /&gt;06. hair up or down: &lt;br /&gt;07. jelelwry or none?: &lt;br /&gt;108. tall or short: &lt;br /&gt;110. pants or dress:&lt;br /&gt;111. tan or fair:&lt;br /&gt;112. glasses?&lt;br /&gt;113. pretty indoor chick or crazy party chick? &lt;br /&gt;114. freckles or none? &lt;br /&gt;115. shy or outgoing? &lt;br /&gt;116. funny or always cool: &lt;br /&gt;117. talkitive or shy:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;**********PICK ONE: THIS OR THAT********** &lt;br /&gt;118. lights on/off: On.&lt;br /&gt;119. sun or rain? Sun.&lt;br /&gt;120. Mickey D&apos;s (McDonalds) or BK (burger king): This question makes me sick.Neither .&lt;br /&gt;121. Do u like scary movies or happy movies better? Bolth &lt;br /&gt;123. On the phone or in person: In person, for sure.&lt;br /&gt;124. Paper or plastic: Save the earth! Paper!&lt;br /&gt;125. Sausage or pepperoni? Pepperoni! Brothers Pepperoni mmm.... so good !&lt;br /&gt;126. Summer or winter: TOO HARD. Summer.&lt;br /&gt;127. Hugs or kisses: Another hard one... bah it&apos;s a tie .&lt;br /&gt;128. Chocolate or white milk: Chocolate by far !&lt;br /&gt;129. Root beer or dr. pepper: Root Beer takes the cake.&lt;br /&gt;131. Tape or DVD: DVD!&lt;br /&gt;132. Cats or dogs? Aww... Dogs.&lt;br /&gt;133. Mud or jello wrestling? Mud. hahaha o frosh wars ...  &lt;br /&gt;134. Vanilla or chocolate? humm.. a tie &lt;br /&gt;135. Skiing or boarding? Skiing.&lt;br /&gt;136. Day or night? I like &apos;em both, but I tend to go for the night more.&lt;br /&gt;137. Cake or pie? Gosh damn. I want &apos;em both.&lt;br /&gt;138. Diamond or pearls: Pearls.&lt;br /&gt;139. Sunset or sunrise: Sunset.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;********YOUR FAVES******* &lt;br /&gt;140. Color: Green.&lt;br /&gt;141. food: Mexican/Thai&lt;br /&gt;142. Fast food : Wendys or A&amp;amp;W&lt;br /&gt;143. Sport: Dance , Skiing , Rock climbing , Hockey&lt;br /&gt;144: ice cream flavour: anything by ben and gerrys .&lt;br /&gt;145. number: 5.&lt;br /&gt;146. radio station:\hummm... not sure .&lt;br /&gt;147. Song: too many &lt;br /&gt;148. Band: Probley The Beatles .&lt;br /&gt;149. Fav actor: Matthew Lillard .&lt;br /&gt;150. Actress: Julia Roberts .&lt;br /&gt;151. Favorite day of the year:&amp;nbsp; Christmas, My Birthday&amp;nbsp; and then Boxing night.&lt;br /&gt;152. Favorite month: JULY!. SweartoGod I&apos;m not being biased. ;)&lt;br /&gt;153. tv show: hummm.. not sure .&lt;br /&gt;154. store: AE. Yeah, I said it. AE.&lt;br /&gt;155. Teacher: Della Stanley .&lt;br /&gt;156. card game: Crazy 8 Countdown or Ass hole&amp;nbsp; ..ooo gr. 12 musical &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;~~~~~~HAVE YOU EVER~~~~~~~~~~ &lt;br /&gt;157. loved someone so much it made you cry? BLAH. Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;158. drank? Do you know where I go to University? (Yes.)&lt;br /&gt;159. Ever gotten dumped? No, because I seem to be the bitch.&lt;br /&gt;160. broke the law? Yep. &lt;br /&gt;161. ran from the cops? Nooo...&lt;br /&gt;162. stole something? NO.&lt;br /&gt;163. tried to kill urself? OMG NO, I think this question should be erased. So, next person to fill this out, remove it.&lt;br /&gt;164. made ur self throw up? Remove this one, too.&lt;br /&gt;165. been in love? Yes.&lt;br /&gt;166. made yourself cry to get out of trouble? No? The hell?!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;********ONE FINAL NOTE********** &lt;br /&gt;167. Do you like filling these out: This one is fucking weird. But in general, yes.&lt;br /&gt;168. How many ppl are you sending this too? I&apos;m not. Simply put.&lt;br /&gt;169. Do you want you friends to write back? Don&apos;t care.&lt;br /&gt;170. who is least likely to respond: No clue .&lt;br /&gt;171. Who is most likley to respond: no swee idea .&lt;br /&gt;172. any other comments: .....I think I&apos;m gonig to sleep soon caffine is going ...&lt;br /&gt;173. favourite car? Mini &lt;br /&gt;174 Who would u say u can trust most? There&apos;s a nice select few.&lt;br /&gt;175. Whats your favorite reality tv show? ewwww reality t.v &lt;br /&gt;176. Favorite Holiday? Christmas/Thanksgiving.&lt;br /&gt;177. Whats your favorite movie? Grrr. I hate this question.... there are WAY too many .&lt;br /&gt;178. Whos your hero and why?  						John Lennon , Frank Sinatra , Mahatma Ghandi , Noam Chomsky, Linda Perry, Twiggy, Audrey Hepburn  &amp;amp; Lucille Ball.</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 24 Jul 2006 02:30:29 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>thing I stole from G-Unit</title>
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  <description>LAYER ONE:&lt;br /&gt;Spell your name with bands:&lt;br /&gt;Damien Rice&lt;br /&gt;Ani Defranco&lt;br /&gt;Neil Young&lt;br /&gt;Imogen Heap&lt;br /&gt;Ella Fitzgerald&lt;br /&gt;Louis XIV&lt;br /&gt;Lauren Hill&lt;br /&gt;Elliott Smith&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;LAYER TWO:&lt;br /&gt;-- Name: Danielle Lipton &lt;br /&gt;-- Birth date: 07/17/88/&lt;br /&gt;-- Nickname: Danni,danno , beans, or at work they call me Rookie , the new girl or the young one &lt;br /&gt;-- Current Location: My bedroom (aka: Halifax)&lt;br /&gt;-- Eye Color: blue&lt;br /&gt;-- Hair Color: brown&lt;br /&gt;-- Righty or Lefty: leftty.&lt;br /&gt;-- Zodiac Sign: Cancer &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;LAYER THREE:&lt;br /&gt;-- The shoes you wore today: my black Chuck Taylors &lt;br /&gt;-- Your weakness: ice cream ,Music &amp;amp; Drummer &amp;lt;--- hahahah Lexi &amp;amp; Gwen you will understand that one &lt;br /&gt;-- Your fears: squirrels &amp;amp; clowns &lt;br /&gt;-- Your perfect pizza: Veggie no olives or mushrooms OR greek no olives l&lt;br /&gt;-- Goal you&apos;d like to achieve: *cough*&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;LAYER FOUR:&lt;br /&gt;-- Your best physical feature: belly button&amp;nbsp; &lt;br /&gt;-- Your bedtime: Before I have to wake up&lt;br /&gt;-- Most missed memory: no idea&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;LAYER FIVE:&lt;br /&gt;-- Pepsi or Coke:neither&lt;br /&gt;-- McDonald&apos;s or Burger King: nieither&lt;br /&gt;-- Adidas or Nike: Adidas&lt;br /&gt;-- Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: LIPTON&apos;S !!!!! &lt;br /&gt;-- Chocolate or Vanilla: depends&lt;br /&gt;-- Cappuccino or coffee: Bolth , I&apos;m a java slave &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;LAYER SIX:&lt;br /&gt;Do you...&lt;br /&gt;-- Smoke: no.&lt;br /&gt;-- Curse: yes siree bob&lt;br /&gt;-- Sing: oh dear , do I ever &lt;br /&gt;-- Take a shower everyday: Yes&lt;br /&gt;-- Have a crush(es): me? crush? never! (that&apos;s a yes)&lt;br /&gt;-- Do you think you&apos;ve been in love: kinda &lt;br /&gt;-- Want to go to college: university actually&lt;br /&gt;-- Want to get married: don&apos;t know at some point possibaly &lt;br /&gt;-- Get motion sickness: not usually&lt;br /&gt;-- Think you&apos;re a health freak: yes &lt;br /&gt;-- Get along with your parents: sometimes&lt;br /&gt;-- Play an instrument: oui &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;LAYER SEVEN:&lt;br /&gt;In the past month...&lt;br /&gt;-- Drank alcohol: yup&lt;br /&gt;-- Smoked: no&lt;br /&gt;-- Done a drug: does breathing at the Compound count? lol&lt;br /&gt;-- Gone to the mall: yes&lt;br /&gt;---Eaten an entire box of Oreos: no&lt;br /&gt;-- Eaten Sushi: no&lt;br /&gt;-- Been on stage: nope&lt;br /&gt;-- Been dumped: nope.&lt;br /&gt;-- Gone skating: no&lt;br /&gt;-- Made homemade cookies: yes&lt;br /&gt;-- Gone Skinny Dipping: no&lt;br /&gt;-- Dyed your hair: streaks&lt;br /&gt;-- Stolen anything: nope&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ever...&lt;br /&gt;-- Been trashed or extremelyintoxicated: not completely&lt;br /&gt;-- Been called a tease: as a joke &lt;br /&gt;-- Been beaten up: not that I remember&lt;br /&gt;-- Shoplifted: nope&lt;br /&gt;-- Changed who you were to fit in: Nope&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;LAYER NINE:&lt;br /&gt;-- Age you hope to be married: if I get married, before I&apos;m OLD&lt;br /&gt;-- Numbers and Names of Children: dunno&lt;br /&gt;-- Describe your Dream Wedding: dunno&lt;br /&gt;-- Where you want to go to college: MSVU (oh wait, I am)&lt;br /&gt;-- What place would you most like to visit?: INDEA !!! &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;LAYER TEN:&lt;br /&gt;In the opposite (or same) sex:&lt;br /&gt;-- Best eye color?: matt colour ... meaning blue &lt;br /&gt;-- Best hair color? brown .. lol&lt;br /&gt;-- Short hair or long hair?: not nasty long, but other than that I&apos;m not concerned&lt;br /&gt;-- Height: taller :D&lt;br /&gt;-- Best weight? one that suits them&lt;br /&gt;-- Best articles of clothing: not ghetto fab.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;LAYER ELEVEN:&lt;br /&gt;-- Number of people I could trust with my life: about 6 &lt;br /&gt;-- Number of CDs that I own:too many&lt;br /&gt;-- Number of piercings?: 2 (ears)&lt;br /&gt;-- Number of tattoos: 0</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 12 Jun 2006 19:32:27 GMT</pubDate>
  <title> Squirrel whores!</title>
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  <description>Danni&apos;s Story of the day !! &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Note :  I was watching Brokeback Mountain when it happened.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I looked up and out the window, saw one squirrel pointed down, the other up, looking at each other. Then one squirrel sort of batted the other one on the nose. I called my younger brother , &quot;Hey, look, there&apos;s two squirrels fighting out here!&quot; Then the one ran down and mounted the other one, and my face went from  a bizzar smile to an &quot;oh my god &quot; 	disturbed look. I said, &quot;No, there&apos;s two squirrels having sex out here!&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;All in all it lasted about five seconds...both of them hanging off the trunk. Talk about acrobatics. Then they both ran off, in different directions, and hardly seemed to notice each other after that.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My brother , who&apos;d come out by now, said, &quot;Are we going to have squirrel babies around here now? &quot; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Talk about brazen! Right in front of our window! At window height!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;However to make this story truly funny I must tell you a secret ... yes that&apos;s right it&apos;s time for me to share a deep secret. Well, not deep, but..you&apos;ll realize after it&apos;s shared...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;...I&apos;m afraid of squirrels.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yes. Afraid.&lt;br /&gt;stop laughing!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It&apos;s so bad, that if there&apos;s one standing in the middle of the sidewalk and refuses to move as I get to..about 10 feet away, I&apos;ll slow down and give it some more time. If it either does nothing or stops and stares right at me, I&apos;ll go so far as to cross the street and walk over there, then cross back after I&apos;m sure the squirrel threat is gone.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;They should be on the  &quot;Threatdown with Stephen Colbert.&quot; I don&apos;t trust them.&lt;br /&gt;Apparently, there&apos;s a provision in the Mankind/Squirrel treaty that says I am not a part of &quot;Mankind&quot;, so I don&apos;t get the same privileges that everyone else gets.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I also try to keep extra vigilant in Point Pleasant Park . Squirrels there have MAJOR colonies and will snatch the food out of your hand because they&apos;re so used to humans always being around. BELIVE ME  I&apos;VE LEARNED FROM EXPERIENCE!!! Yeah, it&apos;s true. Twice in my life, a squirrel has pounced on my body as I was innocently eating  ice cream under trees. Both times, I was freaked out and ran and sobbed like a blubbering fool .&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My fears are well founded!!!</description>
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  <lj:music>The  Squirrel Song - Fomy the  Squirrel</lj:music>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 16 May 2006 18:34:39 GMT</pubDate>
  <title> 30 Songs à la Lexi et le Varick</title>
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  <description>Step 1: Put your playlist on shuffle.&lt;br /&gt;Step 2: Write down the first line from the first 30 songs that play. ( however Ill give you guys a bit more then the 1st line becuse they might be hard )&lt;br /&gt;Step 3: Post and let everyone you know guess what song the lines come from.&lt;br /&gt;Step 4: Cross out the songs when someone guesses correctly.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strike&gt;#1  Extra! Extra! Hey, look at the headline! Historical news is being made!&lt;/strike&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;#2  It&apos;s nothing, it&apos;s so normal you just stand there I could say so much.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;#3I&apos;m not waitin&apos; around for a man to save me(Cos I&apos;m happy where I am)Don&apos;t depend on a guy to validate me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;#4 Is it getting better Or do you feel the same ... &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;#5 Hard not to be so hard on myself ; I&apos;m tryin to learn to keep my mind in check I listen to my friends when they say &quot;It&apos;s destiny, its meant to be this way&quot; ...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;#6 In one single moment your whole life can turn &apos;round,I stand there for a minute starin&apos; straight into the ground. Lookin&apos; to the left slightly, then lookin&apos; back down.World feels like it&apos;s caved in - proper sorry frown...Dry your eyes mate  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strike&gt;#7 Into paths of sin have strayed and repentence have delayed. We beseech thee, hear us! Come sing about ....&lt;/strike&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;#8 Rhythym is a dancer,it&apos;s a soul&apos;s companion,you can feel it everywhere ... &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strike&gt;#9 There&apos;s no home for you here girl, go away.I&apos;d like to think that all of this constant interaction.Is just the kind of make you drive yourself away....&lt;/strike&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;#10 Would you believe it? Those sapphire eyes? My birthstone, photogenic thighs ? And the cameras flash they treat us like stars?  .... &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strike&gt;#11 I hope you&apos;re happy , I hope you&apos;re happy, too ! I hope you&apos;re proud how you would grovel in submission to feed your own ambition....&lt;/strike&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;#12 With your feet in the air and your head on the ground, try this trick and spin it, yeah...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;#13 I never loved nobody fully; Always one foot on the ground and by protecting my heart truly s I got lost in the sounds. I hear in my mind all these voice. I hear in my mind all these words,I hear in my mind all this music ... &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;#14 I&apos;ve got a bad disease. But from my brain is where I bleed.Insanity it seems has got me by my soul to squeeze....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strike&gt;#15  &quot; Reproduction, reproduction!&lt;br /&gt;Put your pollen tube to work.&lt;br /&gt;Reproduction, reproduction!&lt;br /&gt;Make my stamen go berserk.&lt;br /&gt;Reproduction!&lt;br /&gt;I don&apos;t think they even know what a pistil is!&lt;br /&gt;I got your pistil right here...&lt;br /&gt;Where does the pollen go?  &quot; &lt;/strike&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;#16 Still dont know what I was waiting for and my time was running wild a million dead-end streets and every time I thought Id got it made it seemed the taste was not so sweet ; So I turned myself to face me but Ive never caught a glimpse of how the others must see the faker I&apos;m much too fast to take that test..... &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strike&gt;#17 Tie me up with sheets, and hang me from your tree.I&apos;ll stay out here all night, it doesn&apos;t even matter as long as I can see, into your room and feel like I&apos;m inside your life, I&apos;ll follow you forever ...... &lt;/strike&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strike&gt;#18 Who&apos;s to say what&apos;s impossible, well they forgot this world keeps spinning and with each new day I can feel a change in everything .........&lt;/strike&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;#19 Six o&apos;clock already&lt;br /&gt;I was just in the middle of a dream&lt;br /&gt;I was kissin&apos; Valentino&lt;br /&gt;By a crystal blue Italian stream..........&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;#20 One, two, princes kneel before you (thats what I said, now)Princes, princes who adore you(just go ahead, now)....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;#21 Well, shake it up, baby, now, (shake it up, baby)..... &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strike&gt;#22 Got a good reason for taking the easy way out ; Got a good reason for taking the easy way out now.....&lt;/strike&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;#23 Ah, look at all the lonely people .....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;#24  I walked around my good intentions and found that there were none.I blame my father for the wasted years,w e hardly talked ... &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strike&gt;#25 &lt;br /&gt; &quot; It grows in bunches&lt;br /&gt;I&apos;ve got my hunches&lt;br /&gt;Its the best&lt;br /&gt;beats the rest&lt;br /&gt;cellular modular&lt;br /&gt;interactivodular... &quot; &lt;/strike&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;#26  If you can play on the fiddle, hows about a british jig and reel? Speaking kings english in quotation as railhead towns feel the steel mills rust water frozein the generation, clear as winter ice. This is your paradise......&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;#27 &quot; The eastern world it tis explodin&apos;,&lt;br /&gt;violence flarin&apos;, bullets loadin&apos;,&lt;br /&gt;you&apos;re old enough to kill but not for votin&apos;,&lt;br /&gt;you don&apos;t believe in war, what&apos;s that gun you&apos;re totin&apos;,&lt;br /&gt;and even the Jordan river has bodies floatin&apos;&quot; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;#28 As soon as you&apos;re born they make you feel small by giving you no time instead of it all.... &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;#29 Old pirates, yes, they rob I; Sold I to the merchant ships.Minutes after they took I from the bottomless pit.By the &apos;and of the Almighty. We forward in this generation triumphantly....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;#30 &quot; People living their lives for you on TV They say they&apos;re better than you and you agree ...&quot;</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 11 May 2006 21:10:36 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>I _____ Danni.&lt;br /&gt;Danni is _____.&lt;br /&gt;Danni needs _____.&lt;br /&gt;I want to _____ Danni.&lt;br /&gt;Someday Danni will _______.&lt;br /&gt;Danni reminds me of _______.&lt;br /&gt;Without Danni _________.&lt;br /&gt;Danni can be _______.&lt;br /&gt;Danni is always _______.&lt;br /&gt;The worst thing about Danni is ________.&lt;br /&gt;The best thing about Danni is ________.&lt;br /&gt;I think Danni should _________.&lt;br /&gt;If Danni was an animal, she&apos;d be a(n) ______.&lt;br /&gt;Danni probably tastes like ________.&lt;br /&gt;If I could spend the day with Danni , I&apos;d ____________.&lt;br /&gt;I&apos;d ______ for Danni.&lt;br /&gt;Danni is the _________.&lt;br /&gt;If I could be Danni for a day, I&apos;d ______.&lt;br /&gt;I want to give Danni  ________.&lt;br /&gt;The song _____ by _____ reminds me of Danni.&lt;br /&gt;Danni really has to stop ______.</description>
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  <lj:music>Dry your eyes -the streets</lj:music>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 28 Apr 2006 13:19:14 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>room</title>
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  <description>room&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Body: 	How many windows do you have in your room?&lt;br /&gt;2&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hardwood floor, tile, or carpet?&lt;br /&gt;Hardwood&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Do you get ready for the day in your room or the bathroom?&lt;br /&gt;both&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What size bed do you have?&lt;br /&gt;ummm.. .small hahahah &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;what does your comforter look like?&lt;br /&gt;Green with blue , white and brown polka dota on it &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Is your room big?&lt;br /&gt;not really &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Is it clean?&lt;br /&gt;haha most definitely.... NOT&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[x] desk&lt;br /&gt;[ ] more than 3 sources of light&lt;br /&gt;[x] phone&lt;br /&gt;[x] chair&lt;br /&gt;[x]book shelf&lt;br /&gt;[ ] TV&lt;br /&gt;[x] CD player/stereo&lt;br /&gt;[ ] bean conchair&lt;br /&gt;[x] computer/laptop&lt;br /&gt;[x] posters&lt;br /&gt;[x] paintings&lt;br /&gt;[x] pictures&lt;br /&gt;[ ] walk in closet&lt;br /&gt;[x] large mirror&lt;br /&gt;[x] bed&lt;br /&gt;[x] stuffed animal(s)&lt;br /&gt;[ ] drumset&lt;br /&gt;[x]own bathroom&lt;br /&gt;[x] clock&lt;br /&gt;[x] clothes on the floor&lt;br /&gt;[x] guitar&lt;br /&gt;[x] lava lamp&lt;br /&gt;[ ] smoke detector&lt;br /&gt;[ ] piano/keyboard&lt;br /&gt;[ ] locking door&lt;br /&gt;[ ] can of soda&lt;br /&gt;[x] bottle of water&lt;br /&gt;[ ] a blacklight&lt;br /&gt;[x] something about your own country&lt;br /&gt;[x] medals&lt;br /&gt;[ ] trophies&lt;br /&gt;[x] awards&lt;br /&gt;[ ] water polo ball&lt;br /&gt;[ ] soccer ball&lt;br /&gt;[ ] basketball&lt;br /&gt;[ ] softball stuff&lt;br /&gt;[x] frisbee&lt;br /&gt;[ ] beach ball&lt;br /&gt;[ ] football&lt;br /&gt;[x] cds&lt;br /&gt;[ ] surround sound&lt;br /&gt;[ ] sofa&lt;br /&gt;[ ] liquor&lt;br /&gt;[x] flag&lt;br /&gt;[ ] stop sign&lt;br /&gt;[x] caution tape&lt;br /&gt;[ ] paintball gun&lt;br /&gt;[ ] airsoft gun&lt;br /&gt;[x] calendar&lt;br /&gt;[ ] Real Gun&lt;br /&gt;[ ] Cigarettes&lt;br /&gt;[ ] skateboard</description>
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  <lj:music>Defying Gravity - Wicked the musical</lj:music>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 25 Apr 2006 23:53:32 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>Five things I&apos;ve learned this passed weekend &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. No one cares how many hotdog buns you ate at the cast party &lt;br /&gt;2. Sharing water is the nice thing to do&lt;br /&gt;3. Do not attemped to go to a musical with a hangover &lt;br /&gt;4. Do not pour vodka without a shot glass&lt;br /&gt;5. Do not race to see who can finish their drink first</description>
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  <lj:music>no where with you - Joel Plaskett</lj:music>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 12 Apr 2006 16:38:39 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>History Lesson</title>
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  <description>Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.&lt;br /&gt;    John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.&lt;br /&gt;    John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.&lt;br /&gt;    Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.&lt;br /&gt;    Both Presidents were shot in the head.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    Now it gets really weird.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    Lincoln &apos;s secretary was named Kennedy.&lt;br /&gt;    Kennedy&apos;s Secretary was named Lincoln.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    Both were assassinated by Southerners.&lt;br /&gt;    Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.&lt;br /&gt;    Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.&lt;br /&gt;    Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    Both assassins were known by their three names.&lt;br /&gt;    Both names are composed of fifteen letters.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    Now hang on to your seat.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    Lincoln was shot at the theater named &apos;Ford.&apos;&lt;br /&gt;    Kennedy was shot in a car called &apos; Lincoln&apos; made by &apos;Ford.&apos;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.&lt;br /&gt;    Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    And here&apos;s the kicker...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland&lt;br /&gt;    A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    Creepy huh?</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 09 Apr 2006 19:13:14 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>Wow  where did you come from ! well seeing that your here you might as well check out this fantastic/interestinng/  Amusing Video  on the good ol&apos; U.S.of A , George .W. Bush and Dr. Martin Luther Kings Jr. ; So sit down and Enjoy the flim !  &lt;br /&gt;ENJOY ! &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://wewillnotbesilenced.cf.huffingtonpost.com/non_violent_resistance.swf&quot;&gt;http://wewillnotbesilenced.cf.huffingtonpost.com/non_violent_resistance.swf&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <lj:music>Rockin The Suburbs - Ben Folds</lj:music>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 08 Apr 2006 14:04:50 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>&lt;table width=&quot;350&quot; align=&quot;center&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; cellpadding=&quot;2&quot;&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#EEEEEE&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;font face=&quot;Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif&quot; style=&quot;color:black; font-size: 14pt;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;Your Famous Last Words Will Be:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#FFFFFF&quot;&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://images.blogthings.com/whatwillyourfamouslastwordsbequiz/death1.jpg&quot; height=&quot;100&quot; width=&quot;100&quot;&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;So, you&apos;re a cannibal.&quot;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.blogthings.com/whatwillyourfamouslastwordsbequiz/&quot;&gt;What Will Your Famous Last Words Be?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;table width=&quot;350&quot; align=&quot;center&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; cellpadding=&quot;2&quot;&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#DDDDDD&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;font face=&quot;Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif&quot; style=&quot;color:black; font-size: 14pt;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;You Belong in Paris&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#EEEEEE&quot;&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://images.blogthings.com/whateuropeancitydoyoubelonginquiz/paris.jpg&quot; height=&quot;100&quot; width=&quot;100&quot;&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You enjoy all that life has to offer, and you can appreciate the fine tastes and sites of Paris.&lt;br /&gt;You&apos;re the perfect person to wander the streets of Paris aimlessly, enjoying architecture and a crepe.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.blogthings.com/whateuropeancitydoyoubelonginquiz/&quot;&gt;What European City Do You Belong In?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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  <lj:music>Hear Me Out - Sliverstein</lj:music>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 07 Apr 2006 19:36:07 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>long-ass survey.</title>
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  <description>SAD SECTION.&lt;br /&gt;01. Have you ever really cried your heart out? yes.&lt;br /&gt;02. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep? yes.&lt;br /&gt;03. Have you ever cried on your friend&apos;s shoulder? yes.&lt;br /&gt;04. Have you ever cried over the opposite sex? sadly yes.&lt;br /&gt;05. Do you cry when you get an injury? depends how bad.&lt;br /&gt;06. Do certain songs make you cry? used to. I&apos;m mostly a tough cookie now.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;HAPPY SECTION.&lt;br /&gt;01. Are you a happy person? yes.&lt;br /&gt;02. What can always make you happy? music,friends &amp; Ice Cream .&lt;br /&gt;03. Do you wish you were happier? I am happy, I thought we went over this.&lt;br /&gt;04. Is being happy overrated? no!&lt;br /&gt;05. Can music make you happy? of course!!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;LOVE SECTION.&lt;br /&gt;01. How many times have you had your heart broken? 3&lt;br /&gt;02. Have you ever loved someone so much that you&apos;d die for them? Umm... not sure .&lt;br /&gt;03. Anyone besides your friends/family ever said they loved you? yes.&lt;br /&gt;04. Have you ever been head over heels? very much so .&lt;br /&gt;05. Who are two people you love right now? THere are many , Friends ,family, boyfirend they are all key peopel in my life .&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;HATE SECTION.&lt;br /&gt;01. Who do you actually hate? I&apos;ve told myself that I hate people but my heart really isn&apos;t in it. People irritate me to no end but I don&apos;t think that I really hate anyone , well besides George bush hahahaha &lt;br /&gt;02. Have you ever made a hit list? god no.&lt;br /&gt;03. Have you ever been on a hit list? I hope not but It would not suprise me if im on the FBI&apos;s .&lt;br /&gt;04. Are you a mean bully? that would mean that I&apos;d have to be mean &amp; scary somthing I can not pull off. &lt;br /&gt;05. Do you hate George Bush? GOD YES ! I think he&apos;s a terrible president with an awful approval rating.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SELF ESTEEM SECTION.&lt;br /&gt;01. Are you good looking? maybe? at times?&lt;br /&gt;02. Do you wish you could be someone else? I have at times but not on the whole.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I HAVE ...&lt;br /&gt;[ ] done drugs&lt;br /&gt;[x] been to a rave.&lt;br /&gt;[x] ridden in a taxi.&lt;br /&gt;[ ] jumped a ramp with a bike.&lt;br /&gt;[x]been used.&lt;br /&gt;[x] ran from the cops.&lt;br /&gt;[ ] been fired&lt;br /&gt;[x] snuck into a movie.&lt;br /&gt;[ ] got hit by a car&lt;br /&gt;[ ] fired a real gun.&lt;br /&gt;[x] snuck out of the house.&lt;br /&gt;[ ] been arrested.&lt;br /&gt;[x] gone in a mosh pit.&lt;br /&gt;[x] stolen something from your school.&lt;br /&gt;[ ] celebrated New Year&apos;s in Times Square or Disney World&lt;br /&gt;[ ] gone on a blind date.&lt;br /&gt;[x] had a crush on a teacher&lt;br /&gt;[ ] celebrated Mardi-Gras in New Orleans.&lt;br /&gt;[x] been to Europe.&lt;br /&gt;[ ] been to Australia&lt;br /&gt;[ ] been to Hawaii&lt;br /&gt;[x] skipped school.&lt;br /&gt;[x] thrown up from drinking.&lt;br /&gt;[x] played &apos;Clue&apos;.&lt;br /&gt;[x] had a sleepover.&lt;br /&gt;[x] gone ice skating.&lt;br /&gt;[x] been cheated on.&lt;br /&gt;[ ] had your tonsils out.&lt;br /&gt;[ ] have/had a TRUCK.(well......my parents have one...)&lt;br /&gt;[x] driven a car.&lt;br /&gt;[ ] totaled a car.&lt;br /&gt;[x] flashed someone&lt;br /&gt;[x] been flashed&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;DO YOU ...&lt;br /&gt;[x] feel loved.&lt;br /&gt;[ ] feel lonely.&lt;br /&gt;[x] feel happy.&lt;br /&gt;[ ] hate yourself. (sometimes......alot of the time.)&lt;br /&gt;[x] have a dog.&lt;br /&gt;[x] sing along with your music.&lt;br /&gt;[x] listen to Hawaiian Music.&lt;br /&gt;[x] listen to rock&lt;br /&gt;[x] listen to punk&lt;br /&gt;[ ] listen to hip hop&lt;br /&gt;[ ] listen to rap.&lt;br /&gt;[ ] listen to country.&lt;br /&gt;[x] listen to reggae.&lt;br /&gt;[x] listen to techno.&lt;br /&gt;[ ] listen to hardcore.&lt;br /&gt;[x] listen to pop.&lt;br /&gt;[x] listen to r&amp;b.&lt;br /&gt;[x] listen to jazz.&lt;br /&gt;[x] listen to indie.&lt;br /&gt;[ ] listen to christian music&lt;br /&gt;[x] listen to bands that can&apos;t be put into a category.&lt;br /&gt;[x] listen to showtunes&lt;br /&gt;[x] have hobbies&lt;br /&gt;[x] skateboard.( kinda but not that well , I need to learn how to turn right ) &lt;br /&gt;[x] Get good grades&lt;br /&gt;[x] play an instrument.&lt;br /&gt;[x] have slippers.&lt;br /&gt;[ ] wear boxers&lt;br /&gt;[x] wear eyeliner&lt;br /&gt;[x] wear mascara&lt;br /&gt;[x] like the color blue.&lt;br /&gt;[ ] like the color pink.&lt;br /&gt;[x] like the color red&lt;br /&gt;[x] like the color green&lt;br /&gt;[x] like the color black&lt;br /&gt;[ ] like the color purple&lt;br /&gt;[x] like neon colors&lt;br /&gt;[?] think all those colors are okay except the ones you x-ed are better&lt;br /&gt;[x] like to read&lt;br /&gt;[x] like to write. ( but not essays )&lt;br /&gt;[ ] Have long hair.&lt;br /&gt;[  ] have medium length hair. ( define medium hair ) &lt;br /&gt;[x] have short hair.&lt;br /&gt;[ ] have a laptop.&lt;br /&gt;[ ] have a pager.&lt;br /&gt;[x] have a cellphone&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ARE YOU...&lt;br /&gt;[x] bored&lt;br /&gt;[x] happy&lt;br /&gt;[ ] upset&lt;br /&gt;[ ] blonde&lt;br /&gt;[x] brunette&lt;br /&gt;[ ] a redhead&lt;br /&gt;[ ] Samoan&lt;br /&gt;[ ] Philipino&lt;br /&gt;[ ] Korean&lt;br /&gt;[x] French (a while back...French Royalty. haha.)&lt;br /&gt;[ ] Native American&lt;br /&gt;[ ] Italian&lt;br /&gt;[ ] Black&lt;br /&gt;[ ] Mexican&lt;br /&gt;[ ] Asian&lt;br /&gt;[ ] A Christian&lt;br /&gt;[ ] A Muslim&lt;br /&gt;[ ] Polish&lt;br /&gt;[ ] Irish&lt;br /&gt;[ ] German&lt;br /&gt;[ ] Austrian&lt;br /&gt;[ ] Russian&lt;br /&gt;[ ] Norwegian&lt;br /&gt;[ ] Danish&lt;br /&gt;[ ] Hispanic&lt;br /&gt;[x] Other&lt;br /&gt;[X] No clue.&lt;br /&gt;[ ] a Hindu.&lt;br /&gt;[ ] a scientologist&lt;br /&gt;[ ] agnostic&lt;br /&gt;[ ] athiest&lt;br /&gt;[ ] satanist&lt;br /&gt;[x] religiously confused&lt;br /&gt;[x] short&lt;br /&gt;[ ] average&lt;br /&gt;[ ] tall.&lt;br /&gt;[x] realistic.&lt;br /&gt;[ ]an emotional person.&lt;br /&gt;[x]IMing someone.&lt;br /&gt;[ ] scared to die.&lt;br /&gt;[ ] buzzed&lt;br /&gt;[ ] high&lt;br /&gt;[ ] caffeinated&lt;br /&gt;[ ] annoyed.&lt;br /&gt;[ ] hungry.&lt;br /&gt;[x] thirsty.&lt;br /&gt;[ ] on the phone.&lt;br /&gt;[x] in your room.&lt;br /&gt;[ ] drinking something.&lt;br /&gt;[ ] eating something.&lt;br /&gt;[x] very ticklish&lt;br /&gt;[x]listening to music&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;LOOK AT ME.&lt;br /&gt;01. What is your current hair color? Brown .. aux natural &lt;br /&gt;02. Whats your natural color? what its like now &lt;br /&gt;03. What color are your eyes? drak blue &lt;br /&gt;04. Current Piercings? ears &lt;br /&gt;05. Straight Hair or Curls? natural curl/ wavey &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;CURRENTLY WEARING.&lt;br /&gt;01. What shirt are you wearing? red hoodie , &amp; my snoopy pj pants ... got love being sick ...&lt;br /&gt;02. Shorts? Nope.&lt;br /&gt;03. Shoes? negative&lt;br /&gt;04. Underwear? yeah&lt;br /&gt;05. Necklaces?nope&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;THIS OR THAT.&lt;br /&gt;01. Rock or rap; Rock.&lt;br /&gt;02. Coffee or Hot Cocoa; cocoa&lt;br /&gt;03. Wild Night out or Romantic Night in; depends&lt;br /&gt;04. Chocolate or Vanilla; Vanilla&lt;br /&gt;05. Hummer or Sports Car; Sports car.&lt;br /&gt;06. Bracelet or Necklace; necklace&lt;br /&gt;07. History or Science; global history or advanced chem. haha global history all the way &lt;br /&gt;08. Sleep in or Early to rise;Sleep in &lt;br /&gt;09. Beach or Boardwalk; Beach.&lt;br /&gt;10. Hoodie or Tee Shirt; Tee shirt &lt;br /&gt;11. Night or Day; both&lt;br /&gt;12. High School or college; college&lt;br /&gt;13. California or Florida; bolth &lt;br /&gt;14. Love at first sight or Learn to Love; both. haha. either.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;HAVE YOU EVER.&lt;br /&gt;01. Hugged someone? Yes&lt;br /&gt;02. Been on the phone until the sun came up? I don&apos;t think so.&lt;br /&gt;03. Put a song on repeat for more than an hour? yes&lt;br /&gt;04. Laughed so hard you peed in your pants? yes&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;LASTS.&lt;br /&gt;01. person you talked to in person? Mum &lt;br /&gt;02. person you talked to online? Jessie &lt;br /&gt;03. person you talked to on the phone? Dad &lt;br /&gt;05. laugh? hummm.... today while watching this really random german mafia gangster movie &lt;br /&gt;06. last time you had a shower? this morning&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;0THER.&lt;br /&gt;01. Do you like surveys? they fill up my time.&lt;br /&gt;02. What kind of shampoo do you use? Inner science. oohlala.&lt;br /&gt;03. Do you get along with your parents? Kinda mum more so then dad &lt;br /&gt;04. Do you have mental breakdowns? not really I get stressed far too much if thats what you mean .&lt;br /&gt;05. Did you ever fake being sick? of course! who hasn&apos;t.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;CURRENT.&lt;br /&gt;01. Current Mood; bored.&lt;br /&gt;02. Current music; While My Guitar Gently Weeps - The Beatles &lt;br /&gt;03. Current hair; a mess&lt;br /&gt;04. Current Longing; summer.&lt;br /&gt;05. Current Thing I Ought To Be Doing; Editing photos for the site &lt;br /&gt;06. Current Windows Open; iTunes, MSN, myspace, tunes folder&lt;br /&gt;07. Current desktop picture; THe Blue Meanie from the movie the Yellow Submerine &lt;br /&gt;08. Current Favorite Music Artist; all of them.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;FIN.</description>
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  <lj:music>Beatles - The Long And Winding Road</lj:music>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 06 Apr 2006 22:48:53 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>I&apos;ve Sold My Soul to the School Musical !!</title>
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  <description>Yes my dears thats right , I Danielle Lipton have sold my soul to the musical and for what , Nothing , nada , Zip ! which means that you the reader must come and see this show and watch yours truely dance and sing arround looknig like a total fool as a boy ! what musical is it you ask , Why its Gypsy ( pppsssttt it&apos;s about the first stripper ! ) . When : well there is a gala show on the 19th (which is the first night ) but it goes till the 21st . Now your probely looking into your pockets and thinking &quot; man I&apos;m sooo broke &quot; Well no worries its only 8 $ for students and 10 $ for adults . So now after telling you asll this you are totaly wanting to go but you are wondering where it is being held; well my dear its being played at J.L.Ilsley High School ( Spy High) the show starts at 7 im pretty sure but if you have any other questions either phone me or the school !&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I hope to see you all there !!!</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 05 Apr 2006 19:07:20 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>9 Lasts:&lt;br /&gt;1. Last cigarette: well i plan never to have one... so never&lt;br /&gt;2. Last beverage:Razberry kiwi furtopia &lt;br /&gt;3. Last kiss: mommy kissed me today does that count if not from Jacob hoard Or from Will &lt;br /&gt;4. Last movie seen: Longest Yard ... Kinda shitty , but if you want a light non thinking movie that will make you giggle then its the way to go. &lt;br /&gt;5. Last phone call: Amy &lt;br /&gt;6. Last CD played:Humm... My  &quot; Mount A Mix &quot; &lt;br /&gt;7. Last time you cried: Today becuse my heart rate went up :( &lt;br /&gt;8. Last thing you did: PLAYED MUSIC TAG ! &lt;br /&gt;9. Last thing you ate: Pizza &lt;br /&gt;----------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-----------------&lt;br /&gt;8 Have You Evers:&lt;br /&gt;1. Have you ever dated someone twice?: Sadly yes &lt;br /&gt;2. Have you ever skinny dipped?: Yes &lt;br /&gt;3. Have you ever kissed somebody and regretted it?: Yes &lt;br /&gt;4. Have you ever fallen in love: I thought a one point I did but then relized 3 months later It was not love &lt;br /&gt;5. Have you ever lost someone you loved?: Yes &lt;br /&gt;6. Have you ever been depressed?: Oh Yes ! &lt;br /&gt;7. Have you ever been drunk and thrown up?: once &lt;br /&gt;---------------------------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;7 States You&apos;ve Been To:&lt;br /&gt;1.Maine&lt;br /&gt;2.Florida &lt;br /&gt;3.Vermont&lt;br /&gt;4.New hampshire&lt;br /&gt;5. &lt;br /&gt;6.&lt;br /&gt;7.&lt;br /&gt;---------------------------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;6 Things You&apos;ve Done Today:&lt;br /&gt;1. slept in for a long time&lt;br /&gt;2. Tryed to get my heart rate down &lt;br /&gt;3. Went back to sleep &amp; woke up at 1 &lt;br /&gt;4. ate pizza &lt;br /&gt;5. watched The longest yard &lt;br /&gt;6. worked a bit of Sociology &lt;br /&gt;---------------------------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;5 Favorite Things:&lt;br /&gt;1.Making Music &lt;br /&gt;2. listening to music&lt;br /&gt;3. Art/ Photography &lt;br /&gt;4. Friends&lt;br /&gt;5. Family &lt;br /&gt;---------------------------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;4 People You Can Tell Pretty Much Anything To:&lt;br /&gt;1. Amy&lt;br /&gt;2. andrew&lt;br /&gt;3. lexi&lt;br /&gt;4. Sarah &lt;br /&gt;---------------------------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;3 Wishes:&lt;br /&gt;1. To end all global wars &lt;br /&gt;2. have good friends(*) Done ! &lt;br /&gt;3. To get into working with World Affairs &lt;br /&gt;--------------------------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;2 Things You Want To Do Before You Die:&lt;br /&gt;1. go on a tripwith the Red Cross to Africa to help with th Aids problem while learning about lots of cultures&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2. To Go to India and see the monument of Mahatma Gandhi. &lt;br /&gt;---------------------------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;1 Thing You Regret:&lt;br /&gt;1. ummmm.....Difftaning apart from some of my friends</description>
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  <lj:music>random techno radio station</lj:music>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 05 Apr 2006 18:28:19 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Give it a try !</title>
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  <description>Step 1: Put your playlist on shuffle.&lt;br /&gt;Step 2: Write down the first line from the first 30 songs that play. ( however Ill give you guys a bit more then the 1st line becuse they might be hard ) &lt;br /&gt;Step 3: Post and let everyone you know guess what song the lines come from.&lt;br /&gt;Step 4: Cross out the songs when someone guesses correctly.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1.I’m down a one way street,With a one night stand.With a one track mind .... &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2. We can dance if we want to, We can leave your friends behind, Cause your friends don&apos;t dance and if they don&apos;t dance ;Well they&apos;re no friends of mine...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3. I opened a bank account&lt;br /&gt;when I was nine years old&lt;br /&gt;I closed it when I was eighteen....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4.I&apos;ve been a bad bad girl &lt;br /&gt;I&apos;ve been careless with a delicate man &lt;br /&gt;And it&apos;s a sad sad world ...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;5.I believe the love you talk about with me&lt;br /&gt;is it true, do I care&lt;br /&gt;honestly, you can try to wipe the memories aside&lt;br /&gt;but it&apos;s you that you erase...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;6. if only i die&lt;br /&gt;just once in my life&lt;br /&gt;if only to try&lt;br /&gt;to take a guess, to be the best&lt;br /&gt;a feeling i hide...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;7. How many special people change?&lt;br /&gt;How many lives are living strange?&lt;br /&gt;Where were you while we were getting high?&lt;br /&gt;Slowly walking down the hall ....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;8. Drive boy&lt;br /&gt;Dog boy&lt;br /&gt;Dirty numb angel boy&lt;br /&gt;In the doorway boy&lt;br /&gt;She was a lipstick boy&lt;br /&gt;She was a beautiful boy&lt;br /&gt;And tears boy .... &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;9. I am unwritten,&lt;br /&gt;Can&apos;t read my mind&lt;br /&gt;I&apos;m undefined..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;10. Is it getting better&lt;br /&gt;Or do you feel the same&lt;br /&gt;Will it make it easier on you now&lt;br /&gt;You got someone to blame&lt;br /&gt;You say... &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;11. You took your coat off and stood in the rain&lt;br /&gt;You were always crazy like that ...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;12. There&apos;s nothing that i wanna do&lt;br /&gt;More than get alone and be with you....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;13. This is morning&lt;br /&gt;That&apos;s when I spend the most time&lt;br /&gt;Thinking &apos;bout what I&apos;ve given up&lt;br /&gt;This is a warning&lt;br /&gt;When you start the day just to close the curtains&lt;br /&gt;You&apos;re thinking about what I&apos;ve given up.....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;14.Something ugly this way comes&lt;br /&gt;Through my fingers sliding inside&lt;br /&gt;All these blessings all these burns&lt;br /&gt;I&apos;m godless underneath your cover&lt;br /&gt;Search for pleasure search for pain&lt;br /&gt;In this world now I am undying&lt;br /&gt;I unfurl my flag my nation helpless...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;15. think i&apos;m going for a walk now&lt;br /&gt;i feel a little unsteady&lt;br /&gt;i don&apos;t want nobody to follow me&lt;br /&gt;&apos;cept maybe you&lt;br /&gt;i could make you happy you know&lt;br /&gt;if you weren&apos;t already&lt;br /&gt;i could do a lot of things&lt;br /&gt;and i do ......so fuck you&lt;br /&gt;and your untouchable face&lt;br /&gt;and fuck you&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;16. Stromin my pain with his fingers&lt;br /&gt;Singin my life with his words ...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;17. Wondering the streets, in a world underneath it all&lt;br /&gt;Nothing seems to be, nothing tastes as sweet&lt;br /&gt;As what I can&apos;t have&lt;br /&gt;Like you and the way that you&apos;re twisting your hair&lt;br /&gt;round your finger&lt;br /&gt;Tonight I&apos;m not afraid to tell you&lt;br /&gt;What I feel about you. ......&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;18. It’s a fine day&lt;br /&gt;People open windows&lt;br /&gt;They leave their houses&lt;br /&gt;Just want a short walk .... &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;19. You&apos;re not the prettiest girl in town&lt;br /&gt;I&apos;m not the only boy with sullied clothes and a sullen frown, so&lt;br /&gt;To hell with Valentine&apos;s, to hell with perfume&lt;br /&gt;To hell with chocolates and picnics&lt;br /&gt;And Sinatra tunes.....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;20.I was raking leaves in my own backyard, &lt;br /&gt;Putting them in piles, &lt;br /&gt;And buring them up, &lt;br /&gt;The flames got higher.... &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;21.	&lt;br /&gt;Who&apos;s to say&lt;br /&gt;What&apos;s impossible&lt;br /&gt;Well they forgot&lt;br /&gt;This world keeps spinning&lt;br /&gt;And with each new day.....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;22.Is there a word or right to say&lt;br /&gt;Even in this old fashioned way?&lt;br /&gt;Go make your move, girl&lt;br /&gt;I&apos;m not coming home&lt;br /&gt;Would things have changed if I could&apos;ve stayed?&lt;br /&gt;Would you have loved me either way?&lt;br /&gt;Dressed to the blues.&lt;br /&gt;Day to day with my collar up.....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;23.So who&apos;s that girl there?&lt;br /&gt;I wonder what went wrong&lt;br /&gt;So that she had to roam the streets&lt;br /&gt;She don&apos;t do major credit cards&lt;br /&gt;I doubt she does receipts&lt;br /&gt;It&apos;s all not quite legitimate......&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;24.Three little birds, sat on my window.&lt;br /&gt;And they told me I don&apos;t need to worry.&lt;br /&gt;Summer came like cinnamon&lt;br /&gt;So sweet ......&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;25.She came from Greece she had a thirst for knowledge,&lt;br /&gt;she studied sculpture at Saint Martin&apos;s College,&lt;br /&gt;that&apos;s where I,&lt;br /&gt;caught her eye......... &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;26.I&apos;d like to be under the sea ....In an ******** ****** in the shade&lt;br /&gt;He&apos;d let us in, knows where we&apos;ve been&lt;br /&gt;In his ******* ******* in the shade ....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;27.Oh, the shark has pretty teeth dear&lt;br /&gt;And he shows ’em, pearly white&lt;br /&gt;Just a jack knife has macheath dear&lt;br /&gt;And he keeps it way out of sight ..... &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;28.The eastern world, it is explodin’.&lt;br /&gt;Violence flarin’, bullets loadin’&lt;br /&gt;You’re old enough to kill, but not for votin’&lt;br /&gt;You don’t believe in war, but what’s that gun you’re totin’&lt;br /&gt;And even the Jordan River has bodies floatin&apos; ..... &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;29.Ev&apos;rybody&apos;s talking about&lt;br /&gt;Bagism, Shagism, Dragism, Madism,&lt;br /&gt;Ragism, Tagism&lt;br /&gt;This-ism, That-ism, is-m, is-m, is-m&lt;br /&gt;All we are saying is give piece a chance...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;30.I met her in a club down in old soho&lt;br /&gt;Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry-cola [lp version:&lt;br /&gt;Coca-cola&lt;br /&gt;C-o-l-a cola.... &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;yeah so i put a bit more then the first lines but whatever.&lt;br /&gt;there we go now it&apos;s up to you guys to guess what songs they are and who thier by .. Good Luck !!!</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 04 Apr 2006 22:18:48 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Slonen From La G - Unit muahahaha !</title>
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  <description>Leave a comment with your name if you want to know what I really think of you, and I&apos;ll reply and tell you. No lies, all honesty.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Post it in your journal after I do yours so I can see the reverse.</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 04 Apr 2006 22:15:27 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>A poem for my girls !</title>
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  <description>A poem for girls... ( this poem made me giggle ) &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I shave my legs,&lt;br /&gt;I sit down to pee.&lt;br /&gt;And I can justify any shopping spree.&lt;br /&gt;Don&apos;t go to a barber, but a beauty salon.&lt;br /&gt;I can get a massage without a hard-on.&lt;br /&gt;I can balance the checkbook,&lt;br /&gt;I can pump my own gas.&lt;br /&gt;Can talk to my friends about the size of my ass.&lt;br /&gt;My beauty&apos;s a masterpiece and yes, it takes long.&lt;br /&gt;At least I can admit to others when I&apos;m wrong.&lt;br /&gt;I don&apos;t drive in circles, at any cost.&lt;br /&gt;And I don&apos;t have a problem admitting I&apos;m lost.&lt;br /&gt;I never forget an important date.&lt;br /&gt;You just gotta deal with it, I&apos;m usually late.&lt;br /&gt;I don&apos;t watch movies with lots of gore.&lt;br /&gt;Don&apos;t need instant replay to remember the score.&lt;br /&gt;I won&apos;t lose my hair, I don&apos;t get jock itch.&lt;br /&gt;And just cause I&apos;m assertive, Don&apos;t call me a bitch.&lt;br /&gt;Don&apos;t say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her.&lt;br /&gt;In your dreams, my dear, I can do better!&lt;br /&gt;Flowers are okay,&lt;br /&gt;But jewelry&apos;s best.&lt;br /&gt;Look at me you idiot...&lt;br /&gt;Not at my chest????&lt;br /&gt;I don&apos;t have a problem,&lt;br /&gt;With Expressing my feelings.&lt;br /&gt;I know when you&apos;re lying,&lt;br /&gt;You look at the ceiling.&lt;br /&gt;DON&apos;T call me a GIRL ,&lt;br /&gt;a BABE or a CHICK .&lt;br /&gt;I am a WOMAN.&lt;br /&gt;Get it?, you DICK!?!</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 04 Apr 2006 22:10:37 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Never again EVER .. NEVER !!!!</title>
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  <description>Never again&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Think about this one ! ! ! ! ! &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;On Wednesday of this week, at two minutes and three seconds after 1:00 &lt;br /&gt;in the morning, the time and date will be 01:02:03 04/05/06. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;That won&apos;t ever happen again. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You may now return to your (normal ?) life.</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 03 Apr 2006 22:36:39 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>surv- YAY !</title>
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  <description>January&lt;br /&gt;1. Did you have a new year&apos;s resolution this year?: hmmm only to get into the university I wanted to get into&lt;br /&gt;2. Who kissed you at midnight?: .. humm.. I dont know  &lt;br /&gt;3. Does it snow where you live?: quite&lt;br /&gt;4. Do you like hot chocolate?: good hot chocolate, not that tim hortons crap&lt;br /&gt;5. Have you ever been to Times Square to watch the ball drop?: nope&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;February&lt;br /&gt;1. Who was your valentine in 2006?: Will &lt;br /&gt;2. What did your valentine get you?:Nothig , I&apos;m not material listic , But I did hang out with Will &lt;br /&gt;3. When you were little, did you buy valentines for your whole class?: yep and little chocolates to go with them&lt;br /&gt;4. Do you care if the groundhog see&apos;s its shadow or not?: I dont give a &lt;br /&gt;damn, didn&apos;t the groundhog die?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;March&lt;br /&gt;1. Are you Irish?: I dont think , Who knows possibaly &lt;br /&gt;2. Do you wear green on St. Patty&apos;s Day?: Oh yes !! woo ST.Pattys day at Mount A .. good times !! &lt;br /&gt;3. What did you do for St. Patty&apos;s Day in 2006?: went to dinner with good friends , drank a tad , went to a crappy mid -night movie &lt;br /&gt;4. Are you happy when winter is pretty much over?:Woooo  !! Hell yes ! &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;April&lt;br /&gt;1. Do you like the rain?: love it when Its warm &lt;br /&gt;2. Will you play an April fool&apos;s joke on anyone this year?: I was palning on  telling my mum I &lt;br /&gt; was pregnate as a joke , but forgot &lt;br /&gt;3. Do you get tons of candy on easter?: its not easter yet&lt;br /&gt;4. Do you celebrate 4-20?: nope I dont do drugs &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;May&lt;br /&gt;1. What&apos;s your favorite kind of flower?: orchids or daiseys &lt;br /&gt;2. Do you like the spring?: i dont hate it&lt;br /&gt;3. Finish the phrase: &quot;spring forward..____&quot;: fall ahead?&lt;br /&gt;4. What is the first spring color that comes to mind? green or yellow &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;June&lt;br /&gt;1. What year do you graduate from school?: 2005/ 2006  baby&lt;br /&gt;2. Did you go on any vacations last June?: ska fest baby !!! &lt;br /&gt;3. Did you realize nothing special happens in June?: skafest? is pretty &lt;br /&gt;special, dr mad vibes drank my rum what a S.O.B !! &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;July&lt;br /&gt;1. What will you do on the 4th of July?: maybe not the fourth but fireworks &lt;br /&gt;on canada day are pretty sweet&lt;br /&gt;2. Do you go on any vacations during this month?:Yes ! I was in N.F.L.D &lt;br /&gt;3. Do you Blast the A/C all day?: I like my windows open&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;August&lt;br /&gt;1. Will you do anything special to end off your summer?: FROSH WEEK !!! &lt;br /&gt;2. What was your favorite summer memory?: hangin on the beach&lt;br /&gt;3. Did you have a sunburn?: all the time&lt;br /&gt;4. Do you go to the beach a lot?: As often as I could &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;September&lt;br /&gt;1. Did you attend school/college in &apos;05?: I sure did&lt;br /&gt;2. Who is/was your favorite teacher?: Mr.Mac &lt;br /&gt;3. Do you like fall better than summer?: God No !! &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;October&lt;br /&gt;1. What was your favorite Halloween costume ever?: humm..either ..the paper bag princess or Clarke Kent &lt;br /&gt;2. what&apos;s your favorite candy?: Candy corn , red gummie bears or Reces Peices &lt;br /&gt;3. what did you dress up like this year?: an 80&apos;s groupie  &amp; Clarke Kent &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;November&lt;br /&gt;1. Whose house did you go to for thanksgiving?: Craig &amp; Aprils &lt;br /&gt;2. Do you love stuffing?: hahahahaha.... yes..  but depends who makes it &lt;br /&gt;3. What are you thankful for?: the My MP3 player ?? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;December&lt;br /&gt;1. Do you celebrate Christmas? yep&lt;br /&gt;2. If not, what do you celebrate?: non aplicable&lt;br /&gt;3. Have you ever been kissed under mistletoe?: yessss...&lt;br /&gt;4. What do you want this year for Christmas?: a Poney ! ... or an iPod&lt;br /&gt;5. Do you like cold weather?: I absolutly love the cold, COLD LIKE MY HEART!... &lt;br /&gt;BITTERNESSS!! actualyl truthfully I loath the cold !</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 03 Apr 2006 22:19:56 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>I have... (they&apos;re &apos;x&apos;d)&lt;br /&gt;( ) Smoked a cigarette&lt;br /&gt;(x) Drank so much you threw up&lt;br /&gt;( ) Crashed a friend&apos;s car&lt;br /&gt;( ) Stolen a car&lt;br /&gt;(x) Been in love&lt;br /&gt;(x) Been dumped&lt;br /&gt;( ) Shoplifted&lt;br /&gt;( ) Been laid off/fired&lt;br /&gt;( ) Quit your job&lt;br /&gt;( ) Been in a fist fight&lt;br /&gt;(x) Snuck out of your parent&apos;s house&lt;br /&gt;(x) Had feelings for someone who didn&apos;t have them back&lt;br /&gt;( ) Been arrested&lt;br /&gt;( ) Gone on a blind date&lt;br /&gt;(x) Lied to a friend&lt;br /&gt;(x) Skipped school&lt;br /&gt;( ) Seen someone die&lt;br /&gt;(x) Been to Canada&lt;br /&gt;( ) Been to Mexico&lt;br /&gt;(x) Been on a plane&lt;br /&gt;(x) Been lost&lt;br /&gt;(x) Been on the opposite side of the country&lt;br /&gt;( ) Gone to Washington, DC&lt;br /&gt;(x) Swam in the ocean.&lt;br /&gt;(x) Felt like dying&lt;br /&gt;(x) Cried yourself to sleep&lt;br /&gt;(x) Played cops and robbers&lt;br /&gt;(x) Recently colored with crayons&lt;br /&gt;(x) Sang karaoke&lt;br /&gt;(x) Paid for a meal with only coins&lt;br /&gt;(x) Done something you told yourself you wouldn&apos;t&lt;br /&gt;(x) Made prank phone calls&lt;br /&gt;(x) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose&lt;br /&gt;(x) Caught a snowflake on your tongue&lt;br /&gt;(x) Danced in the rain&lt;br /&gt;(x) Written a letter to Santa Claus&lt;br /&gt;(x) Been kissed under the mistletoe&lt;br /&gt;( ) Watched the sun rise with someone you care about&lt;br /&gt;(x) Blown bubbles&lt;br /&gt;(x) Made a bonfire on the beach&lt;br /&gt;( ) Crashed a party&lt;br /&gt;(x) Gone roller-skating&lt;br /&gt;(x) Ice-skating &amp;lt;-- elementary, we don&apos;t want to see Danni on skates&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. Any nickname? Danni , Danno , Jelly bean , Beans , Beannie , Sandra &lt;br /&gt;2. Mother&apos;s name? Karen &lt;br /&gt;3. What is your favorite drink? Not sure actually&lt;br /&gt;4. Tattoos? I want one&lt;br /&gt;5. Body piercings? ears&lt;br /&gt;6. How much do you love your job? on a scale of 1 -10? Don&apos;t have one&lt;br /&gt;7. Birthplace: Halifax&lt;br /&gt;8. Ever been to Africa? Nope not yet &lt;br /&gt;9. Ever steal any traffic signs? hahah YES ! &lt;br /&gt;10. Ever been in a car accident? yup&lt;br /&gt;11. A, B, C, D, DD cup size?  negative A  hahaha &lt;br /&gt;12. 2 Door or 4 Door? 4&lt;br /&gt;13. Salad dressing? Greek &lt;br /&gt;14. Favorite pie? Apple , with vanilla ice cream &lt;br /&gt;15. Favorite number? dunno&lt;br /&gt;16. Favorite movie? too many&lt;br /&gt;17. Favorite holiday? Christmas, family holidays (I&apos;m such a dork)&lt;br /&gt;18. Favorite food? huumm.. not too sure &lt;br /&gt;20. Favorite brand of body soap? my Ivory Body wash &lt;br /&gt;21. Favorite TV show? Sex in the city, Exterem home make over , Beauty &amp; the Geek , Desperate house wifes &lt;br /&gt;22. Toothpaste? ???? Colgate ????&lt;br /&gt;23. Favorite smell? rock boys hahaha ,Orange,  cookies baking&lt;br /&gt;24. What do you do to relax? listen to music,Sing , make music , hang out with friends , take a bath &lt;br /&gt;25. How do you see yourself in 10 years? no idea&lt;br /&gt;26. What do you do when you are bored? whine about being bored , and fill out these stupid things</description>
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  <description>&lt;div style=&quot;width:300px;_height:250px; min-height:250px; background-color:rgb(216,233,237); text-align:center;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;	&lt;div style=&quot;background:rgb(129,172,201); height:4px;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;		&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.quizilla.com/images/blue_drk_corner1.gif&quot; style=&quot;float: left&quot; height=&quot;4&quot; hspace=&quot;0&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;		&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.quizilla.com/images/blue_drk_corner2.gif&quot; style=&quot;float: right&quot; height=&quot;4&quot; hspace=&quot;0&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;	&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;	&lt;div style=&quot;background:rgb(129,172,201); padding: 0pt 0pt 5px;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;		&lt;span style=&quot;font-size:12px; color:rgb(255,255,255); padding:3px; font-family:Arial;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Which RENT Character Are YOU?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;	&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;	&lt;div style=&quot;padding:5px; text-align:left; font-size:12px; font-family:Arial; background-color:rgb(216,233,237);&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://images.quizilla.com/M/metaline/1051592711_entmaureen.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Maureen - the performer. You attract men and women like no one else, and you take full advance of your outgoing personality to woo them. You don&apos;t really care about the outside world, but you pretend to to get your face on the screen.&lt;br /&gt;Take this &lt;a target=&quot;quizilla&quot; style=&quot;color:rgb(128,0,128)&quot; href=&quot;http://quizilla.com/redirect.php?statsid=17&amp;amp;url=http://www.quizilla.com/users/metaline/quizzes/Which+RENT+Character+Are+YOU%3F&quot;&gt;quiz&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.quizilla.com/redirect.php?statsid=18&amp;amp;url=http://www.quizilla.com/&quot; target=&quot;quizilla&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img border=&quot;0&quot; src=&quot;http://www.quizilla.com/images/codepastes/30qzlogo.gif&quot; style=&quot;padding:2px;&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:Arial;font-size:12;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a style=&quot;color:rgb(128,0,128);&quot; target=&quot;quizilla&quot; href=&quot;http://www.quizilla.com/redirect.php?statsid=18&amp;amp;url=http://www.quizilla.com&quot;&gt;Quizilla&lt;/a&gt; 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border=&quot;0&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; cellpadding=&quot;2&quot;&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#DDDDDD&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;font face=&quot;Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif&quot; style=&quot;color:black; font-size: 14pt;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;You Belong in New York City&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#EEEEEE&quot;&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://images.yournewromance.com/whatcitydoyoubelonginquiz/newyork.jpg&quot; height=&quot;100&quot; width=&quot;100&quot;&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You&apos;re an energetic, ambitious woman.&lt;br /&gt;And only NYC is fast enough for you.&lt;br /&gt;Maybe you&apos;ll set yourself up with a killer career&lt;br /&gt;Or simply take in all the city has to offer.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://ynr.blogthings.com/whatcitydoyoubelonginquiz/&quot;&gt;What City Do You Belong In?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;table width=&quot;350&quot; align=&quot;center&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; cellpadding=&quot;2&quot;&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#EEE9E9&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;font face=&quot;Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif&quot; style=&quot;color:black; font-size: 14pt;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;You Are Funky Panties&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#FFFAFA&quot;&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://images.yournewromance.com/whatkindofpantiesareyouquiz/funky-panties.jpg&quot; height=&quot;100&quot; width=&quot;100&quot;&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You&apos;re stylish, trendy, but not over the top.&lt;br /&gt;You know how to look good - without looking like you&apos;re trying too hard.&lt;br /&gt;Men think that you&apos;re cute, friendly, and approachable.&lt;br /&gt;And you&apos;ve got a spunky, feisty side that comes out after a while!&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://ynr.blogthings.com/whatkindofpantiesareyouquiz/&quot;&gt;What Kind of Panties Are You?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;table width=&quot;350&quot; align=&quot;center&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; cellpadding=&quot;2&quot;&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#DDDDDD&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;font face=&quot;Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif&quot; style=&quot;color:black; font-size: 14pt;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;You Are Most Like Miranda!&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#EEEEEE&quot;&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://images.yournewromance.com/whichsexandthecityvixenareyouquiz/miranda.jpg&quot; height=&quot;100&quot; width=&quot;100&quot;&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;While you&apos;ve had your fair share of romance, men don&apos;t come first&lt;br /&gt;Guys are a distant third to your friends and career.&lt;br /&gt;And this independence *is* attractive to some men, in measured doses.&lt;br /&gt;Remember that if you imagine the best outcome, it might just happen.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Romantic prediction: Someone from your past is waiting to reconnect...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But you&apos;ll have to think of him differently, if you want things to work.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://ynr.blogthings.com/whichsexandthecityvixenareyouquiz/&quot;&gt;Which Sex and the City Vixen Are You?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You Are Ani Difranco!&lt;br /&gt;Honest, real, and well liked.&lt;br /&gt;You&apos;re not limited by any boundaries.&lt;br /&gt;&quot;And you can call me crazy&lt;br /&gt;But I think you&apos;re as lazy as white paint on the wall&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;table width=&quot;350&quot; align=&quot;center&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; cellpadding=&quot;2&quot;&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#EEE9E9&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;font face=&quot;Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif&quot; style=&quot;color:black; font-size: 14pt;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;You Are Raspberry Chocolate Lip Gloss&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#FFFAFA&quot;&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://images.yournewromance.com/whatflavorlipglossareyouquiz/raspberry-chocolate.jpg&quot; height=&quot;100&quot; width=&quot;100&quot;&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You tend to approach life as a fun game - being playful at every turn.&lt;br /&gt;You&apos;re a flirt with flair, and your the type most likely to surprise your date.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But you&apos;re popularity doesn&apos;t stop with guys... you&apos;ve got a great group of girlfriends too!&lt;br /&gt;You&apos;re fresh, aggressive, and more than a little sassy. The tangy taste of raspberry and watermelon goes great on your lips.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://ynr.blogthings.com/whatflavorlipglossareyouquiz/&quot;&gt;What Flavor Lip Gloss Are You?&lt;/a&gt;&amp;lt;/div&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/center&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 22 Mar 2006 02:37:27 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>HAPPY SPRING EVERYONE !!!!! &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;P.S the March Break trip to Mount A was  so much fun and unforgetable hhahahaha  &quot; Lauren you bloody slutty cunt ! hahahaha &quot;</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 15 Mar 2006 03:01:23 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Quizes  from ky ky  &amp; varick</title>
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  <description>&lt;table width=&quot;350&quot; align=&quot;center&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; cellpadding=&quot;2&quot;&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#EAEAEA&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;font face=&quot;Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif&quot; style=&quot;color:black; font-size: 14pt;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;You Are a Caramel Crunch Donut&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#FFFFFF&quot;&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://images.blogthings.com/whatdonutareyouquiz/caramel-crunch-donut.jpg&quot; height=&quot;100&quot; width=&quot;100&quot;&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You&apos;re a complex creature, and you&apos;re guilty of complicating things for fun.&lt;br /&gt;You&apos;ve been known to sit around pondering the meaning of life...&lt;br /&gt;Or at times, pondering the meaning of your doughnut.&lt;br /&gt;To frost or not to frost? To fill or not to fill? These are your eternal questions.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.blogthings.com/whatdonutareyouquiz/&quot;&gt;What Donut Are You?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;table width=&quot;350&quot; align=&quot;center&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; cellpadding=&quot;2&quot;&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#EEE9E9&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;font face=&quot;Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif&quot; style=&quot;color:black; font-size: 14pt;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;You&apos;re a Wild Drunk&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#FFFAFA&quot;&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://images.blogthings.com/whatkindofdrunkareyouquiz/wild-drunk.jpg&quot; height=&quot;100&quot; width=&quot;100&quot;&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You can get enough drink. Seriously, you&apos;ll just go puke and start pounding them back again!&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.blogthings.com/whatkindofdrunkareyouquiz/&quot;&gt;What Kind of Drunk Are You?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;table width=&quot;350&quot; align=&quot;center&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; cellpadding=&quot;2&quot;&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#DABB99&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;font face=&quot;Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif&quot; style=&quot;color:black; font-size: 14pt;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;You Are a Cappuccino&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#EAD3B8&quot;&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://images.yournewromance.com/whatkindofcoffeeareyouquiz/cappuccino.jpg&quot; height=&quot;100&quot; width=&quot;100&quot;&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You&apos;re fun, outgoing, and you love to try anything new.&lt;br /&gt;However, you tend to have strong opinions on what you like.&lt;br /&gt;You are a total girly girly at heart - and prefer your coffee with good conversation.&lt;br /&gt;You&apos;re the type that seems complex to outsiders, but in reality, you are easy to please&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://ynr.blogthings.com/whatkindofcoffeeareyouquiz/&quot;&gt;What Kind of Coffee Are You?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;table width=&quot;350&quot; align=&quot;center&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; cellpadding=&quot;2&quot;&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#B9D3EE&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;font face=&quot;Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif&quot; style=&quot;color:black; font-size: 14pt;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;You Are Dark Wash Jeans&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#C6E2FF&quot;&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://images.yournewromance.com/whatstyleofjeansareyouquiz/dark-wash-jeans.jpg&quot; height=&quot;100&quot; width=&quot;100&quot;&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You prefer to try out new looks, especially ones that are all your own.&lt;br /&gt;You like wearing jeans, as long as you make them part of your style.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://ynr.blogthings.com/whatstyleofjeansareyouquiz/&quot;&gt;What Style of Jeans Are You?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;table align=&quot;center&quot; cellpadding=&quot;20&quot;&gt; &lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt; &lt;td align=&quot;center&quot;&gt; &lt;font size=&quot;5&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;Lover&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt; I&apos;m not telling your actual score.  Hmph! &lt;/td&gt; &lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr&gt; &lt;td&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Lover (or Poet) is a rare type. (S)He has a rather contradictory&lt;br /&gt;nature. He is completely unselfish and generally regards others above&lt;br /&gt;himself, yet somehow in his effort to please, often ends up doing&lt;br /&gt;things that appear completely self-centered. The Lover loves people and&lt;br /&gt;strives for acceptance, but at the same time withdraws from the world.&lt;br /&gt;Lovers are authors, artists, philosophers, and musicians. They live&lt;br /&gt;unorthodox, unconventional, or even chaotic lives. Lovers experience&lt;br /&gt;the highest highs and lowest lows.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Lover&apos;s complement is the hardened, unhesitant &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=5333684000587585060&amp;amp;category=2&quot;&gt;Warrior&lt;/a&gt;. &lt;/td&gt; &lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr&gt; &lt;td align=&quot;center&quot;&gt; &lt;img src=&quot;http://is3.okcupid.com/users/132/846/13284778738241150541/mt1141545124.jpg&quot;&gt; &lt;/td&gt; &lt;/tr&gt; &lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;table cellpadding=&quot;20&quot;&gt; &lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt; &lt;td&gt; &lt;span&gt;My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people &lt;i&gt;your age and gender&lt;/i&gt;:&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;table border=&quot;0&quot; cellpadding=&quot;0&quot; cellspacing=&quot;4&quot;&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign=&quot;middle&quot;&gt;&lt;table bgcolor=&quot;black&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; cellpadding=&quot;0&quot; cellspacing=&quot;1&quot;&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#b2cfff&quot; height=&quot;20&quot; width=&quot;69&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.okcupid.com&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://is1.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif&quot; alt=&quot;free online dating&quot; border=&quot;0&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;white&quot; width=&quot;81&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.okcupid.com&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://is1.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif&quot; alt=&quot;free online dating&quot; border=&quot;0&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign=&quot;middle&quot;&gt;You scored higher than &lt;b&gt;46%&lt;/b&gt; on &lt;b&gt;Confidence&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign=&quot;middle&quot;&gt;&lt;table bgcolor=&quot;black&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; cellpadding=&quot;0&quot; cellspacing=&quot;1&quot;&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#b2cfff&quot; height=&quot;20&quot; width=&quot;129&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.okcupid.com&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://is1.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif&quot; alt=&quot;free online dating&quot; border=&quot;0&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;white&quot; width=&quot;21&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.okcupid.com&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://is1.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif&quot; alt=&quot;free online dating&quot; border=&quot;0&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign=&quot;middle&quot;&gt;You scored higher than &lt;b&gt;86%&lt;/b&gt; on &lt;b&gt;Creativity&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/td&gt; &lt;/tr&gt; &lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt; &lt;table cellpadding=&quot;20&quot;&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;Link: &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=5333684000587585060&quot;&gt;The Medieval Archetype Test&lt;/a&gt; written by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=13284778738241150541&quot;&gt;isayso&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.okcupid.com&quot;&gt;Ok Cupid&lt;/a&gt;, home of the &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.okcupid.com/oktest3&quot;&gt;32-Type Dating Test&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 13 Mar 2006 18:04:50 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>George W. Bush&apos;s 50 greatest accomplishments... what a moron</title>
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  <description>George W. Bush&apos;s 50 greatest accomplishments&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. I attacked and took over two countries.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2. I spent the US surplus and bankrupted the US treasury.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3. I shattered the record for the biggest annual deficit in history (not easy)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4. I set an economic record for the most personal bankruptcies filed in any 12 month period.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;5. I set all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the stock market.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;6. I am the first president in decades to execute a federal prisoner.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;7. I am the first president in US history to enter office with a criminal record.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;8. In my first year in office I set the all-time record for the most days on vacation by any president in US history (tough to beat my dad&apos;s, but I did).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;9. After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, I presided over the worst security failure in US history.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;10. I set the record for most campaign raising trips by any president in US history.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;11. In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their jobs.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;12. I cut unemployment benefits for more out-of-work Americans than any other president in US history.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;13. I set the all-time record for most real estate foreclosures in a 12-month period.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;14. I appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than any other president in US history.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;15. I set the record for fewest press conferences of any president since the advent of TV.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;16. I presided over the biggest energy crisis in US history and refused to intervene when corruption was revealed.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;17. I signed more laws and executive orders amending the Constitution than any other US president in history.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;18. I cut health-care benefits for war veterans.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;19. I set the all-time record for most people worldwide&lt;br /&gt;to simultaneously take to the streets to protest me (15 million people), shattering the record for protest against any one person in the history of mankind.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;20. I dissolved more international treaties than any president in US history.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;21. I&apos;ve made my presidency the most secretive and unaccountable of any in US history.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;22. Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in US history (the poorest multimillionaire, Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named after her).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;23. I am the first president in US history to have all 50 states of the union simultaneously struggle against bankruptcy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;24. I presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud in any market in any country in the history of the world.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;25. I am the first president in US history to order a US attack and military occupation of a sovereign nation, and I did so against the will of the United Nations and the vast majority of the international community.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;26. I have created the largest government department bureaucracy in the history of the US.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;27. I set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending increases, more than any other president in US history (Reagan was hard to beat, but I did it!!!)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;28. I am the first president in US history to compel the United Nations to remove the US from the Human Rights Commission.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;29. I am the first president in US history to have the United Nations remove the US from the Elections Monitoring Board.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;30. I removed more checks and balances and have the least congressional oversight of any presidential administration in US history.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;31. I rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;32. I withdrew from the World Court Of Law.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;33. I refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners of war and by default no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;34. I am the first president in US history to refuse United Nations elections inspectors access during the 2002 elections.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;35. I am the all-time US (and world) record holder for the most corporate campaign donations.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;36. The biggest lifetime contributor to my campaign, who is also one of my best friends, presided over one of the largest corporate bankruptcy frauds in world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron-Corporation)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;37. I spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in US history.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;38. I am the first president to run and hide when the US came under attack (and then lied, saying the enemy had the code to Air Force 1).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;39. I am the first US president to establish a secret shadow government.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;40. I took the world&apos;s sympathy for the US after 9/11, and in less than a year made the US the most resented country in the world (possibly the biggest diplomatic failure in US and world history).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;41. I am the first US president in history to have a majority of the people of Europe (71?view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and stability.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;42. I changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;43. I set the all-time record for the number of administration appointees who violated US laws by not selling their huge investments in corporations that later made bids for gov. contracts.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;44. I have removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any other president in US history.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;45. I have created the most divided country in decades, possibly the most divided that the US has been since the Civil War.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;46. I entered office with the strongest economy in US history and in less than two years turned every single economic category heading straight down.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;47. I have at least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine (Texas driving record has been erased and is not available).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;48. I was AWOL from the National Guard and deserted the military during time of war. I refused to take a drug test or even answer any questions about drug use.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;49. All records of my tenure as governor of Texas have been spirited away to my father&apos;s library, sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view. All records of any SEC investigation into my insider trading or bankrupted companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;50. All minutes of meetings of any public corporations for which I served on the board are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view. Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my VP) attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review.</description>
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